Shortest and Longest Books
what would be some of the shortest and longest books written by final fantasy characters?
Shortest
"Places I've smiled" -by Squall (fwd. by Cloud)
"Women I'm not attracted to" -by Irvine
"Chicken Soup for the Final Fantasy Soul" -by Shadow
"How to keep your gf from dying" -by Cloud
Longest
"The Art of Drag" -by Kuja
Sam = Ax = MAS82587 = PedroXC = DistanceRunner = Cloud of SOLDIER
Shortest:
Retaining a Life-Long Focus on Your Chosen Career
by Cecil Harvey
101 Good Reasons to Become the Fayth for the Final Summoning
by Lady Yunalesca
Honesty, Truth and Dedication to Your People
by Grand Maester Mika
Amarant Coral: A Biography
Zidane Tribal's Guide to Morality
Fashion Sense
by Kefka Palazzo
Longest:
Black is the New Black
by Lulu
The Art of Hurt
by "Dr P"
Men Can Multi-Task Too, Sometimes
by Reeve
Fashion Sense
by Rufus Shinra
All Your Materia Are Belong To Us
by Yuffie Kisaragi
Interesting topic, MAS82587. This should be interesting - and fun.
yea i just hope people respond
Sam = Ax = MAS82587 = PedroXC = DistanceRunner = Cloud of SOLDIER
Shortest:
-Advance Battle Tactics
A. Goblin
-Can you REALLY resurrect Aeris?(Hint: it's one word, two letters, begins with N ends with O).
A. C. Liar
-How to get the most out of your party
Dorgan
Longest:
-Teenage Angst and Pain
S. Lionheart
-The Psychology of the mind
S. Roth
-Studies of Timeloop and other Temporal Anomalies
G. Arland
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Which game is he from again?Originally Posted by Maxx Power
Is he the author of the best-seller, Knocking Down Fools Who Touch Your Princess - For Dummies?-Studies of Timeloop and other Temporal Anomalies
G. Arland
Hehe, this topic is funny, I love yours Big D. I can't think of any right now though..maybe later.
Longest-
Straight men I’ve turned
Sephiroth
Why I’ll NEVER be back
Alic Baldwin
People I hate
Kefka
Shortest-
My Life
Aeris Gainsborough
FFX-2: Complete Walkthrough
Someone who could be bothered
Men who look me in the eye
Tifa Lockeheart
Founded reasons why FF8 sucked.
F. U. All
FF5. He's (SPOILER)Batz's father, if memory serves. Spelled "Drogan" in the official translation, I think.Which game is he from again?
rofl.Shortest:
101 Good Reasons to Become the Fayth for the Final Summoning
by Lady Yunalesca
Honesty, Truth and Dedication to Your People
by Grand Maester Mika
Zidane Tribal's Guide to Morality
Longest:
Black is the New Black
by Lulu
All Your Materia Are Belong To Us
by Yuffie Kisaragi
Interesting topic, MAS82587. This should be interesting - and fun.
It's too early in the morning for me to come up with anything memorable for this topic, sorry.
lmfaoCode:Men who look me in the eye by tifa lockheart
Sam = Ax = MAS82587 = PedroXC = DistanceRunner = Cloud of SOLDIER
Shortest:
How to kill a goblin (attack....the end)
Aeris the autobiography (blood splats....the end)
Longest:
Thongs are the in thing-Yunalesca
How to survive blowing yourself up- Cid
How to destroy a gun by locking yourself in the room with it, and surviving-Yang
Short:
Horn Maintenance And You
Kimahri Ronso
How To Get Rid Of A Cold
Yang
The Plus Sides of Petrification: A Compilation
Palom, Porom and Blank
Proper Etiquette
Barret Wallace
Longest:
Dancing Made Easy
Mog
Engineering Your Submerging Domicile: A Do It Yourself Guide
Edgar R. Figaro
Final Fantasy Tactics
Alazam Durai
Chicken Soup for the Evil Tree
Ex-Death
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Current RPGs: Final Fantasy XII
Shortest:
I don't know what would be the shortest!-myself
longest:
where is my eye?-Auron
is there anibody out there?
Shortest:
A Spoony Bard's Guide to Killing Monsters
Shortest:
Our Memorable Quotes which don't contain curses - Compiled by C. Highwind, B. Wallace and Z. Dincht.
This book contains all the memorable quotes from Cid, Barret and Zell which don't contain swear words. This easy-to-read book, which includes size 18 font, and 2.5x spacing is guaranteed to be able to red by even the youngest of toddlers. Each author has 1 whole page of Quotes, devoted to themselves. A good waste of a minute!
Lionheart: An autobiography - By S. Leonheart This bool contains all the things Squall Leonheart found interesting in his life. This 22 page* autobiography is precise, and is the most detailed read you will find.
*22 pages includes 15 pages of pictures. SOme of these pictures are: People Squall know, places Squall has been, and an event, in which Squall may or may not been attending.
Longest:
Pick-up lines of Mine - by I. Kineas This book contains many pf the pick-up lines used by our very Irvine Kineas. This 1050 page book is a great read for those Irvine Lovers, people who are in need of a girl, or you just want to waste a year or two.
Long:
Mountain Climbing for the Undead: Auron
Horn Lengths and Their Influences on Male Ronso Life: Kimarhi Ronso
Short:
A Guide to More Personality: Bartz
How to Pick up Guys at Dances: Rinoa Heartilly
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