Piece of genius XDOriginally Posted by ThroneofDravaris
Piece of genius XD
Books!
Short:
How to kill Things-Black Mage
How to make your game seem like a Parody of Star Wars-Emperor Palmecia
How to be Spoony-Edward
Guide to Being a NPC-TaT guy.
Long
Girls I've hitted on-Edgar Figaro
How to get Crappy Swords-Gilgamesh
How to live with only Your hand alive-Goblez
Onion Kid For Life.
Lets spam cids usernotes!! Spread the love and copy this to your sig!!
Ogm Tucking Fypos!
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Longest:
Hair Gel and You
-Cloud Strife
Beauty Sleep and the Art of Hibernation
-Celes Chere, Vincent Valentine
Stick and Stones May Break My Bones, but Whips and Chains Are Sexy
-Quistis Trepe
How To Successfully Not Do Your Own Dirty Work
Sephiroth, Sorceress Ultimecia, Garland
Weapons? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Weapons!
Sabin Rene Figaro, Tifa Lockheart, Zell Dincht, Rikku....
Shortest:
CONVERSATION
-Fujin
Awesome Dye Jobs
-Paine, Seymour Guado, Terra Branford, Faris.....
You Use This Diet, You Lose Much Weight
-Quina Quen
101 Ways To Defeat Your Enemy
-Tonberry
Effective Ways To Make New Friends
-Squall Leonhart
Hahaha...I really liked those ones
It can't be that short if its 101 Ways.
xD!
"People Always Lie" - House MD.
I loved the Fujin one. Buy the tape cassette and get a free forward by Ward.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Embracing the Godess within~ Kuja
Shortest:
“The Modern Discussion About Bioethics”
by Prof. Hojo of Shinra – Foreword by Lucrecia V.
“How I Quit Smoking”
by Cid Highwind
“A Guide to Personality”
by FF1 Team
“Black Materia: An In-Depth Study Based On My Pre-Gaea Crater Observations”
by Cloud Strife
“How To Get The Girl Of Your Dreams”
by Kain Highwind and Vincent Valentine
Longest:
“Home-made Remedies Against Insomnia”
by Vincent Valentine
“The Problem Of Life After Death: Does Such a Thing Actually Exist?”
by Auron
“The Gentle Art of Making Enemies”
by various authors – Foreword by Garland
“Find Yourself”
by Cloud Strife
“The Midgets: A New Wonderful World Unveiled”
by FF3 team
“The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Thorough Analysis of a Masterwork From a Real Lover”
by Kuja
“The Revised and Improved Swearword Dictionary”
by B. Wallace, C. Highwind and Z. Dincht
“A Guide To Woman Self-Defense”
by Rydia and Yang’s Wife
I'm thinking destai's is classic xD
Thats a cheap rip off of mine...
aww shucks :skull3:
Longest:
Solving Problems Through Stabbity Means - Black Mage (8-Bit Theater reference)
Cowboy Action Shooting: A comprehensive guide to ammunition, guns, accessories and technique -Irvine Kinneas & Vincent Valentine
How to 'Lose' Friends and Alienate People -Various authors with FWD by Sephiroth
The Theory and Practice of Airship Design -Cid, Cid Highwind, Cid Fabool, Cid of the Al Bhed....
Shortest:
The Art of Sticking Pointy Things Into Fleshy Things: with 20 pages of easy to follow instructions and illustrations that even a brain-dead snail could understand -Fighter (Okay, I kinda ripped this one off from 8-Bit theater...)
Modest Fashion Designs for Ladies -Rosa, Rikku & Paine
Self-Discipline via Zen Meditation -Selphie Tilmitt
Longest
How to completely forget childhood aquaintances
Squall, Irvine, Quistis, Selphie, Zell, Rinoa and Seifer
Knowledge of Spira
Maechen
Shortest
Love Thy Neighbor
Algus
The Many uses of The Proof Of Omega
Omega Weapon
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Current RPGs: Final Fantasy XII
You forgot Cid, Cid and possibly Cid.
(and let's not forget the ever famous. . .MID)
Differences between Thief and Treasure Hunter by Locke Cole. I'll leave that one up to the imagination as far as length is concerned.
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