Figured we might as well get the transition going now that the windows in full swing and Hornby has done his wrap up post.
Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m
Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca
Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract
Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything
Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea
Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!
Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.
Other
Figured we might as well get the transition going now that the windows in full swing and Hornby has done his wrap up post.
god smegging damn it your poll character and time limits are ridiculous fix it now Towns you utter ballbag
pissing poll limits
Is this the official new season thread?
I recommend someone close the old one otherwise I'm guaranteed to revive it around Christmas time and confuse everyone.
I want to make the poll multiple choice and vote for all of them.
it is indeed, also no I think that should continue. it's a new effoff football thread tradition imho.
also if you're going to vote other in the poll at least tell us your prediction
p.s thanks whoever merged threads
i did consider doing that but then i think that would be the option most would take. I want to decide what would be the funniest one
Other - Stevie G makes a triumphant return later in the season and helps Liverpool secure 8th spot by scoring one penalty in eight games and almost getting an assist.
I want to vote Big Andy and Other. Other being Leicester City finishing above Swansea City (who will be in a relegation fight) and Garry Monk crying when Claudio Ranieri verbally bitch slaps him.
Voted Sterling but wanted to add:
Other: LVG sells every striker and goalkeeper and takes on the league using the unheard of 0-11-0 lineup.
In other news, are we doing fantasy again? I keep getting reminder emails that it exists again.
Take care all.
It's the qualifying draw for the 2018 World Cup! Which doesn't start for another 14 months but never mind:
Group A: Netherlands, France, Sweden, Bulgaria, Belarus, Luxembourg
Group B: Portugal, Switzerland, Hungary, Faroe Islands, Latvia, Andorra
Group C: Germany, Czech Republic, NORTHERN IRELAND, Norway, Azerbaijan, San Marino
Group D: WALES, Austria, Serbia, REPUBLIC OF IRELAND, Moldova, Georgia
Group E: Romania, Denmark, Poland, Montenegro, Armenia, Kazakhstan
Group F: ENGLAND, Slovakia, SCOTLAND, Slovenia, Lithuania, Malta
Group G: Spain, Italy, Albania, Israel, FYR Macedonia, Liechtenstein
Group H: Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Greece, Estonia, Cyprus
Group I: Croatia, Iceland, Ukraine, Turkey, Finland
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
I'm incredibly smurfing offended that a talentless overrated chimp with all the footballing ability of Bubba after he's had a leg sawn off after a rather unpleasant encounter with the clap got on the cover of FIFA next to the colossus that is Liverpool Captain Jordan Henderson. smurfing disgrace.
this is also temporarily the ashes thread
(SPOILER)
Terrific atmosphere at Edgbaston, I can't believe my luck in getting tickets for Days 1 and 2. Super Jimmy Anderson Super Stevie Finn Super Mitchell Johnson
there was a picture here
haha I was thinking about posting some of that here as well. must have been class to be there!
crippled jimmeh tho