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[NeoCracker]

Before had, Crystal and Darth Anarcus, this is only a joke. Same goes for you R=U people.

To the Tune of Piano man, by billy Joel
The Kishi Man

I four pm on a Saturday
The Regular posts, filter out
The bad newb posting after me
Preaching the theory of R=U

He says Rinoa and ulty are the same
And this is how it goes
It may make no sense to you right now
But if your smart it will be known

La la la, de de da
La la de de da, da da

Chorus:
Spin us the truth, you’re the Kishi Man
Spin us the Truth Tonight
We’re all in the mood to shut him up
And you know your facts, all right

Now Crystal, at the forums, is a Rival of mine
He argues this theory with me
And he’s quick with a post, that can Rival most
to Spring up the Controversy
He says Cracker I believe in this theory
As the dovotion drenched from his post
I’m sure that He was made by Garland
And that’s what makes sense to me

La la la de de da
La la de de da da da

Now Kishi’s the one we turn to
Who never had time, for a Life
And he’s talking at Crystal, who won’t listen
And probably never will

And Anarcus is preaching the R=U
As Kishi’s patience drops
Yes hes sick of this theory’s stupidity
As people Like Anarcus come up

Chorus

Theres high number of users for a Saturday
And then Cid gave him a smile
Cause it’s FF Kishi’s been posting for
to keep it’s dignity intact for a while
And his posts read like a festival
Destroying the Theorist’s dreams
As they sit in their chairs and shove Crap in our ears
As our Kishi boy’s shutting them down

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

[Mirage]

I wish FE would come and link your song to some obscure FF8 train car furniture.

[-N-]

Good idea, bad rhyming and syllable lining. Tweak and repeat.

[NeoCracker]

Originally Posted by -N- ^

Good idea, bad rhyming and syllable lining. Tweak and repeat.

I was never a poet or songwriter. I either did this and posted it or it would never get out of my head. I may tweak later though.