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#1  Ashelia B'Nargin Dumb-masca, Playin'? WARNING: This story WILL conatain spoilers for FFXII! You have been warned! With the permission of Goldenboco, I have decided to Link to Goldenboco's masterpiece, Squall and Rinoa Playin' Link to Goldenboco's other masterpiece, EoFF Playin' P.S. I'm in Episode 11! :squee: NOTE: To make sure Ashelia B'Nargin Dumbmasca doesn't fade away into the bowls of the fora, I have supplied you all with assorted Ashelia B'Nargin Dumbmasca promotional sigs and banners! IF you wanna support this story, have a snazzy sig, or help promote this, please use one of my marvelous signatures or banners which were ALL created by ME (with some advice from Leen-Leen! xD):        Episode #1 - Penelo's an Angry Girl-Part One Added - 1 / 1 / 07 *The scene opens up with our hero, Vaan, and his right-hand woman Penelo, in Rabanastre. They're sitting on the ledge of the fountain in the South Plaza.* Vaan: Y'know Penelo, one day, i'm gonna be a sky pirate! Penelo: *Filing her nails* Sure ya are...And when I grow up, i'm gonna be the queen of Cockatrices... *Rolls Eyes* Vaan: *Looking confused* What's gotten into you? Penelo: Sorry, you're just really bugging me...Now, if you excuse me, i'm gonna go rob Panamis's Protectives...*Hops off the ledge of the fountain, heading to Panamis's Protectives* Vaan: Penelo! Penelo! Penelo, come back! *Chases after her* Penelo: *Turns around* What do you want, dork? Vaan: Why are you acting so odd? I mean, i'm always up for a good heist or two, but...You've been acting... Penelo: What, acting like what? Vaan: I don't know, odd? Penelo: Y'know what, you're not so normal yourself! You are sooooooo annoying! You always talk about being a sky pirate, which'll never happen, and going on and on about your dead brother. I'd rather *censor* a Seeq with *censor* on a hot day in Giza, while*censor* *censor* *censor* a pot of Rocky Mountain Oysters in a *censor* on the back of a sweaty Slaven than listen to you for a minute longer! *Storms off* *Kytes approaches* Kytes: Hey Vaan, what'd you do to Penelo? I heard her shout some pretty foul things... Vaan: I don't know what's gotten into her Kytes! What do you think it could be? Kytes: I don't know, maybe-- *An Imperial stumbles into the middle of the boys conversation, his face severely bruised* Vaan: What the hexagon!  Imperial (With a lisp): Isss wasss jusst talkingsss to the pretty young Dalmasssscan gal over yonder. Iss wassss jusst asking if she'dss like a drink with me when my shiftsssss wasssssss over. She then kickssssss me in the crotchular areasssss, and sssssaid something about my mother andssssss a Cockatricessss gettin' hitched! Kytes: What's up with your voice?  Imperial: Nothing. I alwaysssss talksss like thissssss.. Vaan: Did the girl have blonde hair, and was she wearing a yellow diving suit thing with weird dorsal fin-like thingies on the back? Imperial: That'sssss the one! Vaan: Hmmmm...I'm gonna get to the bottom of this... To Be Continued... Yeah, it's pretty craptacular right now, but it'll get better. Last edited by Dynast-Kid; 08-07-2007 at 08:42 PM. |
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| |  ZOMG!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!1 Episode #2! It's much better IMO than the first episode. Also, if you don't get the joke/reference in this episode, there's not much I can do to help ya! Episode #2 - Penelo's an Angry Girl-Part Two Added - 1 / 4 / 07 *The scene opens up with our hero, Vaan, and his cheeky little orphan friend, Kytes, chasing after Penelo in Rabanastre's East End.* Kytes: Hey, maybe Migelo knows something. Vaan: Great idea! *The two run into Migelo's Sundries* Migelo: *Enthusiastically* Vaan! Kytes! How have you two been lately?! I heard that-- Vaan: *Interrupting* Yeah, yeah, that's nice. Migelo, have you noticed a, change in Penelo. Migelo: *Blushing* Well...Uhh...I have noticed that she...She's becoming, quite a looker...If only I were a few years younger...*Chuckles* Vaan: Migelo! Migelo: Oh, sorry...What were we talking about again?... Vaan: Do you know why Penelo is acting so grouchy? Migelo: Well...She is a young lady...And you know how women get every now and then... Kytes: No, we don't... Migelo: Oh, ye don't, aye? Well...hmmm...Well, every couple of weeks or so...A girl her age will get a visit. A visit from...Aunt Flow...Now, boys, you can't just... Kytes: Aunt Flow, eh... Vaan: Migelo, you have to tell us where we can find Aunt Flow! Migelo: Err...Boys, let me finish...Anyways...Aunt Flow-- Vaan: *Interrupting* Migelo, you have to tell us where Aunt Flow can be found! Migelo: *Sigh*...Maybe...maybe you oughta go ask Yugri down at her magick shop...She oughta know... Vaan: Thanks for the help Migelo. C'mon Kytes, we've gotta go find Aunt Flow! *Several customers stop to stare* Migelo: Vaan, maybe you shouldn't yell things like that... Vaan: Oh...Is Aunt Flow some type of forbidden name or something?... Migelo: ...Yeah, forbidden...Now, run along boys! *Migelo ushers the boys out of his shop, all the while muttering things about driving away business. The boys are now out in the East End, heading north to Yugri's Magicks* Vaan: Hmmmm...Kytes, do you think Aunt Flow could be some sort of witch? Kytes: I don't know...Maybe she's some sort of ghost that lives in the Garamsythe Waterway. Seeing as how the water flows... Vaan: Or maybe Aunt Flow is some sort of obscure, shapeshifting dreamwyrm with the ability to phase in and out of the physical and astral dimensions whose sole purpose in life is to-- Kytes: Vaan, lay off the World of Warcraft. Vaan: *Pouts* Fine...Hey, we're there! *The two boys enter the local magick shop, Yugri's Magicks.* Yugri: Hey you two! I haven't seen you guys in a long time! The last I heard about you was that you were slaying some rats down in the sewers. Oh, i'm sure you didn't come to chat, but to shop! I just gotta new shipment of magicks all the way from Bhujerba! There are some real useful ones in here! And i'll give you a-- Kytes: Sorry Yugri, we didn't come for shoppin'. We've got a problem, a problem only you can solve... Yugri: A problem, eh? Well, you know i'm here if you ever need someone to confide in and-- Vaan: Yeah, whatever. Anyways, we need you to tell us what you know about...*Looks around*...Aunt Flow... Yugri: Why in the name of all things pure and Holy would you want to learn about that!? Vaan: 'Cause, Penelo is in trouble! We believe that Aunt Flow has used her powers to possess Penelo! Now, we were wondering if you might have any charms or spells to ward off the foul Aunt Flow. Maybe a magickal ring, or a scroll written in her blood, maybe? *Several customers turn to stare, then hastily exit the store* Yugri: *Infuriated* I oughta smack you... Vaan: Why? Yugri: Because...Aunt Flow isn't an actual thing, she's a metaphor. Kytes: *Inquisitively* A metaphor for what?... *Yugri leans over the counter to whisper to the boys the truth about Aunt Flow* Kytes: EWW! Gross! Vaan: Excuse me while I go reacquaint myself with my lunch... Yugri: *Snickers* Well, you asked for it...*Snickers* Vaan: W-W-We'll...See ya later... *The two boys run off, seemingly nauseous, leaving Yugri all alone in the shop.* Yugri: *Mumbling* Heh, now no one'll know the truth about how Aunt Flow really is a shapeshifting dreamwyrm...*Giggle* Last edited by Dynast-Kid; 06-01-2007 at 03:27 AM. |
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