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#65  OMG, you're back!  Wait, what's this!? Another new episode!? *Gasp* Episode #10 - Defamation of Character Added - 8 / 8 / 07 *When we last saw our heroes, Penelo was being chased by Tomaj. She ran into a darkened alley, where Toamj was mysteriously injured. Penelo was then contacted by a mysterious figure who attempted to give her nethicite! Her friends soon arrived on the scene, and decided to figure out what the heck was going on...Right now Fran and Penelo are in the staff room of the Sandsea, while Balthier & "Candy" are attempting to revive the unconcious Tomaj. Let's watch.* Fran: So, tell me Penelo, what all happened in that alley?... Penelo: Well...I was running and then... *Balthier and "Candy" giggle* Penelo: Okay...I was running, and then I saw the alley. So I ran in there, Tomaj was right behind me. Then I... *Balthier and Candy giggle louder. Fran rolls her eyes, attempting to focus on Penelo only.* Penelo: ...tripped...And then I turned, and Tomaj was flat on the ground, with a big bruise on his head. I cralwed over to his body... *Balthier and Candy giggling even louder. Fran becomes increasingly agitated* Penelo: *Trying to ignore the giggles*...and checked his pulse. He was still alive. SO then I looked over and there was this...person, I don't know who, standing in the shadows. Fran: Well what did they look like? Penelo: I could only see their outline really. I think it was a woman. Anyways, they started talking to me, saying they'd been watching me... *Balthier and Cany giggle EVEN LOUDER! Fran becomes angrier.* Fran: *Takes a deep breath* ...Continue. Penelo: They then said that I was a talented dancer, and had alot of..."potential". It then started talking about... *Balthier and Candy are practically cackling. Fran's about to blow.* Fran: *Veins throbbing* ...Just...keep going... Penelo: *Steps back from Fran* ...my brothers...It was saying my brothers were weak! I don't even think it ever knew my brothers! It then showed me that...Nethiwhatsit? Fran: ...Nethicite. Penelo: Yeah, the Nethisis! I didn't know what to do, but... *Balthier and Candy are like, ttly LOLzorz! Fran's twitching in aggravation at their pestering giggles* Penelo: Are you...alright? Fran: ...I'm perfectly fi... *Balthier and Candy are laughing their heads off. Fran's lost it.* Fran: WILL YOU TWO PLEASE SHUT THE F--WHAT IN BLAZES ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING!? *Fran looks in angered disapprovement at Balthier and Candy. Slumped over the table is an unconcious Tomaj, his face covered in crude, and colorful remarks.* Balthier: *Laughing* Hahaha...Lighten up, Frannie...We were just...*laugh*...having a little fun!... Candy: Yeah...*giggle*...Keep your pants on!...*giggle*...No harm's been done!...*chuckle*... Fran: You lame-brained neanderthals, of course you've done harm! Balthier: ...*laugh*...How!? Candy: ...Really, love, how'd we...*giggle*...'cause any harm!? *laugh* Fran: What if Tomaj had woken up during your nihilistic antics!? Huh? He could sue us and Ashelia B'Nargin Dumbmasca for defamation of character! Balthier: ...What! That's ridiculous! Fran: Really? Well, look at page 7, subsection B, paragraph 2, sentence 4 in your contract! *Everyone pulls out contracts* Fran: *Reading aloud* "...All memebers of the cast and crew are entitled to the right to sue Ashelia B'Nargin Dumbmasca, and all related images, promotional media, or fellow associates for any damges done to property, public image or physical being of said person..." Balthier: ...Oh. Penelo: You just got owned! Candy: Shut up, ya little wench! Why don't you and your imaginary nethitharsis-giving friend go play hopskotch or something! Balthier: *Turns to Candy: ...Yeah...BUT IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT! Balthier: YEAH I KNOW! *They both break into laughing stupors. Fran and Penelo resume talking* Fran: ...I'm surrounded by idiots... Penelo: ...Y'have to admit though, it was kinda funny... Fran: I thought it was childish, risky, and totally inappropriate. Now, where were we?... Penelo: Oh right! Well, after the person showed me the Nethisisitite, I... Fran: *Thinking to self* ...it was kinda funny...Ha, Fapping to Shlupquack... Well, there you have it! Our lovable oafs at their silly antics again...Stay tuned for the next episode! Last edited by Dynast-Kid; 08-09-2007 at 01:06 AM. |
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 | oooh! this one was reallly good, I'm glad the funny is back!! xD My faovirte lines were and also That one really came out of nowhere, but it was funny and random!! Nice picture, by the way!! xDD |
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| | Hello, my little duckies! I've been busy with school stuff, so no episode in five days (!!), but now here's one just for your viewing pleasure! Episode #11 - Stealing Candy Added - 8 / 15 / 07 *When our heroes were last seen, they were in the back rooms of the Sandsea, trying to sort out the mysterious trouble at hand. While Balthier and Candy took a...different approach to the situation, Fran thinks she has everyone under control. Let's observe...* Fran: *talking to Penelo* So by the time we arrived in the alley, the person had already vanished? Penelo: Yes! One moment it was there, next it was gone. Balthier: Maybe they used Floop Powder! Penelo: What's that!? Balthier: You see, I always thought that those fancy mages and reaper monsters always had a secret way to move to and from different places in the blink of an eye. Then I thought, "maybe they use a secret substance?". Well, I came up with Floop Powder, a powdery substance that monsters secrete from their skin that when ignited, allows teleportation abilities in the blink of... Fran: That's proposterous. Balthier: No! No! That could really happen! Candy: Aye, it does sound possible... Penelo: Or maybe they...Apparate! Balthier: *Wide-eyed* Oooh, what's that!? Penelo: ...Maybe they have some way to whisk themselves around the world in a moment's notice! Like, once a mage turns a certain age, then they can do this apparation thing! Fran: *scoffs* You too, Penelo? Penelo: Well, it could be true! Balthier: That's better than my theory! Fran: No, it's not...I know plenty of ancient Viera magicks, and there are certainly not powders that secrete from a monster's skin to enable teleportation abilities. And neither are there spells that do that same effect...Unless you cast like, Warp on yourself. But that would be highly, highly risky and un... Candy: *Enthusiastic* I have an idea! Fran: *Rolls eyes* Oh, dear gods...*facepalms* Candy: What if their were divine beings, almost like gods, aye? And they...They looked like, darkness with big yellow eyes, clamped inside shell-like armor!...That could float, and spoke in spooky voices, and whatnot. Anyways, they could teleport around anywhere, and created nethisalsa... Fran: *rubbing her temples*...Nethicite. Candy: ...Yeah! And these creatures created the nethisilica so that they could have ultimate power over Ivalice! And these beings are called...Acuras, or...Antarcticas?...No, Oculos? Penelo: What about Occurias? Candy: Aye, their called Occurias! Good theory, aye? Balthier:... Fran:... Penelo:... Candy: ...Isn't it? Balthier: That's a stupid idea! Penelo: Yeah, it really is... Fran: Well, actually...There is a certain legend of the Garif concerning god-like beings, and what they call "the stones"...Maybe Ba'Gamna...I mean, "Candy" was onto somethi... Baltheir: Or what if they use magic broomsticks!? Penelo: Ooh yeah! And they name them cool things, like... Balthier: Nimbus 3000, and Firebolts! Penelo: And Cleansweeps! Balthier: Yeah! And then...And then they play magickal sports on them! Penelo: Oooh, like "Throw the ball in the hoop"! Balthier: No, that's too uncreative. It'd probably be called Quiddit... Fran: Okay, that's quite enough you two!...*mumbles something under breath* Balthier: Well, Miss Crabby Panties, what do you suppose we do? Fran: Well, I think "Candy" had the best idea. Candy: Yay! Balthier: Nuh-uh! Mine were better! Candy: Nuh-uh! Balthier: Yes-huh! Candy: Nuh-uh! Balthier: Yes-huh! Candy: Nuh-uh! Balthier: Yes-huh! Candy: Nuh-uh! Balthier: Yes-h... Fran: *Groans* Silence! *Fran casts Silence on Balthier and Candy* Balthier: *Frantically waving arms, attempting to talk* Candy: *Attempting to do sign language* Penelo: Heh-heh!... Fran: *Sigh o'relief!* Finally...Some nice and quiet thinking space. Penelo: So...now what do we do? Fran: Well, I think we should go and investigate Candy's theory. It is quite similair to an ancient Garif myth. Penelo: ...What's a Garif? Fran: You dun know what a Garif is? Penelo: No, i've never been farther from Rabanastre than the Nomad Village in Giza. Fran: Really? Well, we should probably head to Jahara to research, and that way you can go somewhere you've never been! Penelo: *Smiling* That sounds great! Fran: *Smiles back* *Balthier runs up to Fran, flailing his arms around and tapping her rapidly on the shoulder* Fran: *Rolls eyes* What is it?... *Balthier continues waving his arms around* Fran: *giggles* What? *Balthier continues waving his arms* Fran: Huh? I can't hear you. Cat got your tongue? *giggles* *Balthier points to the other side of the room* Fran: Huh, you're a Pointer Hound now? *laughs* Penelo: Uh...Fran? Look! *Points to the other wall as well* *Fran turns and is shocked and taken aback. On the other side of the wall, Fran: Who are you!? Young woman: ...Heh. Wouldn't'you like to know... Fran: Answer me! Penelo: That's her! That's the person from the alley! Fran: *Grits her teeth*...What are you!? Young woman: ...Just...A friend. Fran: You're no friend of ours! Young woman: *In a loud, booming voice* Oh, but I could've been! But because of...*Points to Penelo*...Little Miss Dorsal Fin, you'll have to face the consequences! *The young woman displays herculean strength and clutches "Candy" tight against her. Fran, Penelo, and Balthier all try to run up and help, but the young woman disappears with Candy in a wisp of blue smoke.* Fran: *Groans* Dang it! Penelo: What do we do? Fran: ...Well, I don't actually care about "Candy" when you consider the fact he was really the headhunter Ba'Gamnan, but we could've captured her! Penelo: I know...But there's nothing we can do about it now. Fran: Right. I say we should head to Jahara as soon as possible. Penelo: Okay! Fran: I guess you'd oughta find your little pal then... Penelo: Who?...Oh, Vaan! Yeah, i'd better go get him! Fran: You do that, me and...*motions to Balthier*...Stupid will go buy some supplies. Maybe some weapons and new magicks... Penelo: *Running to the door* Okay! We'll meet back here at the Sandsea! Fran: Okay. And with that Penelo jogs out the door in search of Vaan, while Fran teases Balthier with an Echo Herb. Will Penelo find Vaan? Will they discover who that mysterious woman is? Will Dynast-Kid ever correctly balance comedy and plot development in the upcoming episodes? Stay tuned to find out... I oughta make a romantic episode to coincide with Boko and Leen-Leen's confessions of true love... |
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