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#33   I enjoyed making Balthier seem like an idiot! |
05-27-2007, 04:01 AM
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| | Decided to wrap up the whole leprachaun thing...for now...If you don't get it, read Episode 4! Enjoy! Episode #6 - liek omfg flashbaxx! Added - 5 / 30 / 07 *The scene opens where we last saw our heroes, huddled around Balthier, awaiting his epic tale of how he almost fell off the roof and died!* Balthier: So, is everyone ready for a story?! All: YEAH! Balthier: Good, 'cause I have a good one to tell. So, it all started when we were searching for that leeperkorn thing... *OHMAGAWSH!!!FLASHBACK!!!Looks like we're back in the North End...Hey, I remember this part!...* Balthier: *Sarcastic* Ouch, that hurt, Penelo. I'm seriously emotionally distressed. I might just go cut myself, and cry in the corner. Vaan: *Defensive* Y'know what Balthier, I really don't appreciate your mocking of the emo youth subculture. Balthier: Go drown in the Nebra. Vaan: You first! Penelo: Girls! Girls! Can we save this nigh-catfight for another place and time!? I'd rather be out there catching that lopprakon! Balthier: Lead the way... *They run off in search of the mythical green man, but what's this, Balthier seems captivated by something off in the other direction...Balthier seems to be heading away from Vaan and Penelo...* Balthier: I see you lapreekorn, and your gil is mine! *Balthier runs off into an alleyway, because he's spotted the lopree--lippra--green man!* Balthier: *Thinking* If I can catch this thing, i'll have his pot o' gil and finally be able to buy that pony I wanted as a child! *Balthier keeps chasing the little green man until they hit a dead end in the alley.* Balthier: Turn, and fight me like a man! *The little green man turns and shoots a big grin, the sun reflecting off his big pearly whites. Balthier steps back, blinded by the light. Temporarily unable to see, Balthier flails around in a gaze, unaware of the looprykurn's whereabouts. He hears giggling and scurrying about him, then, it feels as though he's being hoisted a thousand feet in the air. As hi vision is restored, Balthier looks up to see the grinning face of the little green man staring deep into his soul. Quickly, Balthier tore away from his gaze, infuriated.* Balthier: Look, you...you...creature. I've spent hours trying ot steal your gold, so will you please just, hand it over? Or die. Either one will do. Green Man: Fool! Your puny hume mind is too incompetent and inferior to fully comprehend the natural injustice that wasting me is. Now, wallow in your shame as I make my escape! Balthier: Huh? *Suddenly, the green man flung himself in the air and headbutted Balthier straight in the stomach. Balthier flew back, the wind knocked out of him, and landed inches away from the roof's edge.* Green Man: See you in Hell! *Finally, the Green Man kicked Balthier in the stomach, sending him over the rooftop. Luckily, he clutched the side of the roof, dangling for dear life.* *END FLASHBACK!* Vaan: Quite an exhilirating tale! Penelo:...LEPRACHAUNS! That's what they're called! Balthier: Leprachauns, eh? Fran: *Pacing* Well, this "leprachaun" seems to have vanished. I suggest we move on to our next mission. Balthier: And what might that be, Fran? Fran: *Pointing at "Candy"* DESTROY BA'GAMNAN! Balthier: Fran, I thought we established, that "Candy" isn't Ba'Gamnan. Fran: But there's no way--*Sighs*--You make me sick sometimes... Vaan: *Whispering to Penelo* How can Fran stand to wear that armor?... Penelo: *Whispering back* What do you mean? Vaan: Well, when it's hot, wouldn't the armor heat up and burn her? And when it's cold, wouldn't it get cold and stick to her skin?... Penelo: Vaan, don't ask questions. Vaan: Well, I was just asking. I have an inquisitive nature. Penelo: I know, but if Akihido Yoshida wanted Fran's outfit to make sense, he would've made it so... Vaan: Oh, I see. *Balthier and Fran still seem to be bickering over whether or not "Candy" is Ba'Gamnan.* Vaan: This looks like it's gonna take a while...Wanna go catch a bite to eat? Penelo: Sure. *The two walk off into the sunset (or city skyline), ready for more crazy shinnanigans.* Vaan: Hey Penelo?... Penelo: Yeah? Vaan: Who's Akihido Yoshida? STAY TUNED FOR MORE! Last edited by Dynast-Kid; 06-01-2007 at 03:33 AM. |
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05-30-2007, 08:25 PM
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| | If anyone is reading this, please post and let me know. It does good things for my ego.  IMHO, best episode yet. Episode #7 - The One Where They Go to the Restaurant™-Part 1 Added - 5 / 31 / 07 *The scene opens with Vaan and Penelo walking towards the Sandsea, a hungry look in their eye.* Vaan: So, how about Balthier and them. Penelo: They're pretty neat. Fran seems pretty cool, and Balthier...what a stud! Vaan: *Sarcasm* Yeah, what a hunk! Penelo: Vaan, don't act like you don't want him! I've read about what you two do on fanfiction.net! Vaan: What!? Penelo: *Giggling*...Oh nothing... Vaan: Jeez, you act like we live in some final world of fantasies... Penelo: Like a Final Fanatasy™? Vaan: What a strange name...Final Fantasy™...Sounds like a game or something... *They make it to the Sandsea, they walk in and take a seat close to the bar.* Vaan: You go ahead and order anything you like... Penelo: o_0...Well...Looka here, big spender...In that case, i'm gonna pig out! Vaan: Go ahead. Penelo: *Motions Tomaj over to the table* Tomaj, we're ready to order. Tomaj: Okay, what can I start you off with? Penelo: How about a basket of roasted Marlboro tentacles, and a dish of sauteed Cactuar needles...Hold the mango seasoning. Tomaj:...Okay, and to drink? Penelo: A bottle of your finest chilled Mandragora Merlot™. Tomaj: Okay, i'll be back in a minute. *Tomaj heads back to the bar area* Vaan: Uh, Penelo...You've already spent more money than I have. Penelo: 0.0 WHAT!? Vaan: Shhh! Shhh! Let's just play it cool, and i'm sure we can work this all... *Tomaj returns with their appetizers and wine.* Tomaj: Here ya go...And might I say, you kids really must be packing a whole bunch of gil today. Penelo: *Nervous giggle* Uh, yea... Tomaj: So, i'll be back in a moment to get your orders. *Tomaj walks away.* Vaan: Okay Penelo, when he comes back, we've gotta spill the beans... Penelo: *Anxious look on her face* Okay...okay... Vaan: And please, just, calm down....Your face makes us look fishy... Penelo: What if Tomaj gets angry that we don't have enough gil... *Tomaj comes back, a notepad in hand to take their orders* Tomaj: Okay, ready to take your orders... Vaan: Tomaj, me and Pe-- Penelo: I'll have the Beer-Battered Chocobo Wings™, with a side order of Moomba fries! *Vaan gives Penelo the "What the smurf are you doing you little smurfer!" look. She sees him and then clamps her hands over her mouth, What has she done!?* Tomaj: Hmmm...Okay, and for you Vaan? Vaan: Look, Tomaj, to tell you the truth-- Penelo: ...He is in the mood for seafood! He would like the Fresh Nebran Sea Bass with spicy Leviathan scales and a baked potato! Tomaj: Okay...It'll be out in a minute. *Tomaj gives a cheesy waiter smile then walks off. Vaan in PO'd to the max.* Vaan: Penelo, what in the name of Nabudis™ are you doing!? Penelo: Sorry...I panicked! Vaan: *Bangs head against table* We are screwed. Penelo: Maybe not...Maybe if we keep ordering food, Tomaj will be in a good mood, and when we tell the truth he won't be so angry? Vaan:...hah, won't be so angry...AND how do you think he'll feel when he finds out we don't have the Gil™!? Penelo: Ooooh...You're right. Maybe that's not such a good idea... Vaan: Ya think so!? *Tomaj approaches with Vaan and Penelo's meal in tow. What will Vaan and Penelo do? How will Tomaj react? Will Goldenboko™ be offended by the fact they eat Chocobos!? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!* Last edited by Dynast-Kid; 06-01-2007 at 03:35 AM. |
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06-01-2007, 02:58 AM
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 | LOL, Vaan is screwed.....and they know too much about their lives... They know too much..... |
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06-01-2007, 10:40 AM
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