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#25  You guys really like it!?!? I guess i'll have to whip up something extra special for you guys. And since i'm officially on spring break as of *checks clock* 58 minutes ago, i'm sure I could pencil a good episode in. |
03-16-2007, 09:35 PM
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| | New Epsiode! Geez, I can't believe you guys really like this, and thanks for your wonderful compliments, I love you all! Episode #4 - Happy St. Patty's Day! Added - 3 / 17 / 07 *The scene opens with Vaan, Penelo, and their new friend, Balthier (they found him drunk and stumbling through the streets) window shopping through the East End.* Balthier: *Slurred* Ummm...W-Wha-What are we-are we doing right now, little blonde girl, and...boy little blonde girl?... Vaan: *Frustrated* The name's Vaan... Balthier: *Still slurred* Quiet down, girl scout! I-I'm talking to the little blonde girl! Penelo:  We're just, browsing around. Oh, and my name's Penelo.*Suddenly, Balthier stops dead in his tracks. He seems to be staring off into a secluded alley.* Balthier: *Whispering* Psssst... Va-Vanessa, Panino! C'mon over here, l-look yonder! *Vaan and Penelo approach* Vaan: *Ticked* Our name's are not Vanessa and Panino, it's Vaan and- *Vaan stops mid-sentence as he realizes what Balthier is talking about. At the far end of the alley, there's a small man, dressed in green, prancing around a pot of gil.* Penelo: *Confused* Who is that? It looks kinda like Filo...If it is her, green is DEFINITELY not her color-- *The little green person turns to see Vaan, Balthier, and Penelo's puzzled faces. It grabs it's pot of gold, and jumps (several yards) up onto the top of the nearest building. It tips it's hat, then scurries off out of view.* Balthier: DEMON! Penelo: No, no...I think i've heard about these guys before. They're called...Leperkorns or something. They come from some weird green island. An island that's not even on Ivalice. Balthier: A Purvama? Vaan: She said it wasn't on Ivalice. Why would you guess a Purvama? Balthier: Well technically, a Purvama isn't on Ivalice. Vaan: Yes, but it is a part Of Ivalice, and can thus be considered a-- Penelo: *Rolls eyes* Can we continue this intelligent and thought-provoking conversation at another time? Cuz, if you catch a lippercarn, it'll give you it's pot of gil! Balthier: Did I hear gil!? Vaan: I thought you were drunk? Balthier: No, I was just pretending. I thought it might make things a bit more fun. Especially considering the fact i'm hanging out with a yaoi-bait ratslayer, and his diving suit-clad sidekick. Penelo: Hey, at least my clothes come off! Balthier: *Sarcastic* Ouch, that hurt, Penelo. I'm seriously emotionally distressed. I might just go cut myself, and cry in the corner. Vaan: *Defensive* Y'know what Balthier, I really don't appreciate your mocking of the emo youth subculture. Balthier: Go drown in the Nebra. Vaan: You first! Penelo: Girls! Girls! Can we save this nigh-catfight for another place and time!? I'd rather be out there catching that lopprakon! Balthier: Lead the way... *With that, Balthier, Penelo, and Vaan chase after the magical leperkorn. Or was it lopprakon? Whatever it's called, they're trying to find it. The group searches through the North and East Ends. Where couldthe lappra-leeper-loppra-Little green man be?* Vaan: We've been looking for hours Penelo! Where could it be!? Penelo: We haven't checked Muthru Bazaar yet! Let's search there next! Vaan: *Looking around* Hey-Where's Balthier? Penelo: *Looks around* I could've sworn he was behind us a second ago... ???: Hey! You two! Did I hear you mention a Balthier?... *Vaan and Penelo both turn to see a bangaa with green skin and a bunch of lip piercings.* Vaan: *Attempting to act macho* What's it to ya?... ???: I just thought you two could use some...help. Allow me to aid in your search for Balthier. He's a good friend of mine. Penelo: Oh yeah? Then what's your name? ???: Ba'Gamnan. Vaan: Ba'Gamnan, eh?...Well- ???: *Nervous* No, wait! That's not what I said! My name is...Candy. Penelo: Candy? That sounds like a stripper name. "Candy": Hey, you don't have to bring up my troubled past, kid. I've had some rough times, and that stripper joint was the only place that-- Vaan: Please, just-stop right there. Penelo: Yes, for all of us. Now, Vaan and I were going to search the Muthru Bazaar. You can come with us. "Candy": Well then, let's getta move on! *So, Vaan, Penelo, and their newest pal, "Candy" head off into Muthru Bazaar. The three head down the steps into the marketplace when they find a panicky and frightened crowd.* Panicked Woman #1: Look, up there! Panicked Man: He's gonna fall! Panicked Woman #2: Someone help him! Panicked Woman #3: Ahhh! Vaan: What is everyone--Ohmagosh! Look! *Vaan points skyward to the top of a seven story building. Dangling off the side is their missing pal, Balthier! Stay tuned for the next episode!* Last edited by Dynast-Kid; 06-01-2007 at 03:30 AM. |
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03-18-2007, 03:44 AM
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| | Thought that i'd start off my summer with a grand-spanking new episode! (Hope it's not too late to update this thread...) And for all the non-believers, I do plan on upadating this regularly over the summer. Episode #5 - Deus Ex Machina Added - 5 / 26 / 07 *When we last saw our heroes, and their new friend Penelo: Oh geez! What are we gonna do! What are we gonna do! Ohmagoshwhatarewegonnado! How can we get him down! What are we gonna do, oh gods, what are we gonna-- *Vaan slaps Penelo* Vaan: Snap out of it woman! Penelo: Thanks, I panicked a little... "Candy": Ya thinK? Vaan: Hey, no need for sarcasm...Now, we have to save Balthier! Penelo: I know, we can use magick! Vaan: But Penelo, what magick could we possibly use?! Wait,- What magicks do you even know!? Penelo: Hmmm...We could use Haste! That way, when he falls, he would be so fast that in midair he could turn and land on his feet. Vaan: But falling from that altitude and landing on his feet would cause his ankles to shatter. Penelo: Oooh, not good...What if...We cast Reverse on him so that when he falls, he would be healed and not damaged! Vaan: *Sarcasm* Great plan! Too bad we don't actually know Reverse... Penelo: Oh, I forgot about that...Maybe after he falls we could just cast Cure or something so that he won't be terribly injured. Just mildly injured. Vaan: That's the most-- "Candy": Uh, kids, he's slippin'! *Balthier is dangling off the side of the building, holding on with just one hand!* Penelo: No! Vaan: *Mumbling to self* C'mon, think...What can we do?... Vaan: I have an idea! We could-- *Balthier slips, and begins his plummet towards the hard, cold stone floor of the bazaar.* Penelo: *Crying* Someone HELP HIM! "Candy": Dear gods, let him be okay! Vaan: Eek! *Looks like Balthier's done for. May his spirit rest in peace...What's this!? Moments before Balthier hits the floor with a bone-snapping crash, a woman, no, A Viera woman leaps through the sky, catching Balthier in her hands and landing safely on the top of a vendor's cart! What a save!* Vaan: ...what...just happened?... Penelo: Woohoo! He's saved! Hoorah! Hoorah! *Dances* "Candy": *Under breath* Hmmm...I knew Fran would come in sooner or later... Penelo: You know her name?... "Candy": What?! Penelo: That woman, you called her Fran. "Candy": No I didn't. Penelo: Yes you did, I heard-- "Candy": Heard what? Penelo: What? "Candy": Yes, quite interesting silly blonde girl...Now, let's go check on Balthier! *Our heroes run off to check on Balthier and "Fran"* Vaan: Balthier! You're safe! Balthier: Yeah, and it's all thanks to her. *Gestures over to the Viera woman standing next to him.* Penelo: ...So, what's your name?... "Fran": My name's Fran. Penelo: Really...Are you sure? "Fran": Yes, I am quite aware of my own name. Penelo: So your name is Fran... "Fran": Yes... Penelo: Hmmm, yes, but are you positively sure that-- Fran: For the love of-Yes my name is FRAN! Vaan: So Balthier, how did you end up on that roof? Balthier: It's a long story... Vaan: We have time. Balthier: Well, after we left the--Dear gods, it's Ba'Gamnan! *Finally sees the Bangaa* Fran: *Ready to fight* Ba'Gamnan...How did you track us here to-- "Candy": What, my name is Candy! Not Ba'Gamnan! Balthier: Oh, well in that case, he can't be Ba'Gamnan. Sorry pal. Fran: *Gives Balthier a stern look* Are you serious? That is Ba'Gamnan! Balthier: No no Fran, see this, fellow's name is Candy. Fran: *Sighing* Dear gods...Just because he says his name is Candy, doesn't mean he's telling the truth. I mean, look at the the similarities. "Candy" has green skin and numerous lip piercings, as does Ba'Gamnan. Ba'Gamnan and "Candy" also talk with the same snarl in their voice. "Candy" also has the same circular saw blade thing Ba'Gamnan has...And it could it be a coincedence that "Candy" and Ba'Gamnan have on the SAME CLOTHES! Balthier: All valid points, Fran, but this fellow...His name is Candy... Fran: *Mumbles something incoherent and surely very vulgar under her breath* Vaan: Yeah, whatever, so tell us the story Balthier! Balthier: Get comfy kids, this is quite a story. And I don't think there's room in this episode to tell it so... *And as Vaan and his companions, along with their new pal Fran, settled down to listen to Balthier's story, they had little to no idea that far away on a distant rooftop, they were being watched...* STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE! Last edited by Dynast-Kid; 06-01-2007 at 03:32 AM. |
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05-26-2007, 03:58 PM
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05-27-2007, 03:07 AM
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