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[Goldenboko]

If any of you remember Squall and Rinoa playin' this is much like that.

It takes characters from all of the forums in EoFF and puts them in funny situations, also specific EoFF members may be mentioned.

Expect updates on weekends, but hopefully on weekdays sometimes too.


Episode 1:
Reunion

Sephiroth: Hahahahaha! Finally the reunion.... of Final Fantasy Characters!

*Captain Basch walks in and sees Vaan*
Basch: Hey, Vaan how are you?
Vaan: Vaan? Who is this Vaan? I'm Captain Basch!
Basch: What do you mean your Captain Basch? I'm Captain Basch!
Vaan: Don't Believe the Ondore's lies, Basch lives!
Basch: Yes I know because I'M CAPTAIN BASCH!
*Slicksword45 walks in*
Slicksword: Hey buckethead, I'm Basch!
Basch: No! I'm Basch!
*Tidus sees the arguement and walks over*
Tidus (in a whiny voice): I wanna be Basch too! I'm Basch!
Basch: WTF!!!!! That's it there is only one way to decide this!

Fight to the K.O!
*Squall comes out of nowhere*
Squall: Don't you mean "Fight to the Death"?
Basch: No, in Final Fantasies you don't die in battle, hell, I've been shot, stabbed, blown up, obliterated, but I'm still right here perfectly fine.
Squall: Yeah whats up with that?

Anyway. I'll be the super special awesome anouncer! In this fight its Basch vs Basch vs Basch vs Basch!
Basch: No thats Tidus, Slicksword45, and Vaan, I'M BASCH!
Squall: Thats not what their saying.
Vaan, Tidus, and Sicksword(in unison): I'm Captain Basch!
Basch: Whatever! Fulminating Darkness!
*A big shockwave of Darkness blows Tidus away*
Tidus: Looks like Team Rocket's Blasting off again!
*Vaan kills himself in fear*
Slicksword: Uh..... hey look Princess Ashe!
Basch: Huh where?
*Basch gets distracted and Slicksword runs up to him and pokes his scar*
Basch: Agh! My weak-point!
-9,999
Squall: IN A STUNNING TURN OF EVENTS SLICKSWORD WINS! HE'S CAPTAIN BASCH!
Slicksword: Oh yeah! I'm Captain Basch!
*A Holy Sword goes through Slicksword's Chest*
Cecil: I'm Captain Basch!


To be continued...

[Leen-Leen]

Vaan: Don't the Ondore's lies, Basch lives!

I think that's an error, but other then that, YAY. I missed these sort of things! Hilarious, great job, Goldenboco!

[Goldenboko]

Originally Posted by innocentenshi7 ^

Vaan: Don't the Ondore's lies, Basch lives!

I think that's an error, but other then that, YAY. I missed these sort of things!

I see the error! Fixed!

Originally Posted by innocentenshi7 ^

Hilarious, great job, Goldenboco!

Who is this Goldenboco you speak of? I'm Captain Basch!

[Slicksword45]

I hit basch in his weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
yay.

but you didden't have me say everything. you left out "fon Rosenburg"

[Zeromus_X]

XD, We're all Basch indeed.

[Slicksword45]

Originally Posted by Zeromus_X ^

XD, We're all Basch indeed.

yes, but i'm the only one going to usernotes teleing everyone!

[Goldenboko]

Episode 2:
The Villians' Corner

Kefka: Whahahahahahaha!
Sephiroth: Don't you ever get bored of doing that?
Kefka: No. Whahahahahahaha!
Sephiroth: Sigh, the Villians' Table sucks. I think I'm going to go cut my self now.
Seymour: Why isn't Ultimecia here?
Zemus: Noone likes her!
Seymour: Good point.
Garland: What is this? A cat is at the Villians' table?
Leeza: Thats Admin to you! Say something bad about me again and close your threads!
Vayne: Oooooh, I'm so scared.
Leeza: You better be you stupid Laguna look-a-like. What do you have some kind of crush on him?
Vayne: Maybe
Leeza: You're right the Villians' table does suck. I'm going over to the admin and Mods table.
*Leeza leaves*
Kefka: Whahahahahahaha!
Kuja: Shut up!
Kefka: At least I don't wear a thong! Whahahahahahaha!
Kuja: No your just a clown!
*Kuja and Kefka get into a slap fight*
Shuyin: Uh, guys we have a little problem, Sephiroth cut himself too much...

and now he's dead.

To be continued...

[Leen-Leen]

I think I like the first one better, just because of the Captain Basch thing. That just kills me xDD But this one is pretty funny, too! *gasp* Leeza at the villians table?!