Today On JERRY SPRINGER!!!

Pharoh Amon Khan III · 09-23-2006, 02:18 AM

Hello, and welcome, today's guest are confronting others that are ruining their relationships.

Right now, let's welcome our first guest Rosa...

JERRY: Hello, Rosa, welcome to our show... Why don't you introduce yourself and tell us why you're here...

ROSA: Well Jerry, thanks for inviting me. My name is Rosa, I am the White Mage Queen to Regency of Kingdom of Baron Jerry I'm here today to let a friend of mine know that he has to stop trying to come between me and my man...

AUDIENCE: Ooooo!

JERRY: Wow, what a surprise... On our show?

AUDIENCE: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

JERRY: Okay! Okay... Go ahead Rosa... Who is this other guy?

ROSA: Well, KAIN is a close friend of me and my man, Jerry...

JERRY: I'm sorry, is 'Kain' the name of the person coming between you and...

ROSA: Cecil.

JERRY: Which is which?

ROSA: Cecil is my man, Jerry. Kain is the one coming between us.

JERRY: Oh... Well, I see... And you say the three of you are close friends... Well, exactly how close?

AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND CHANTS

ROSA: Really close Jerry, really close. We practically grew up together. But when I started dating Cecil... That's when I noticed some things change in Kain.

JERRY: Change? What sorta changes... Well, maybe I'd understand if I knew more of the background, like how did you all meet.

ROSA: Well, back in the day, I was working as a White Mage...

JERRY: What does a White Mage do?

ROSA: I'm like a nurse.

AUDIENCE: Oooo!

ROSA: And what I mostly did was heal the wounds of warriors in training. This how I met Kain and Cecil...

JERRY: I see... Comarades in arms, huh?

ROSA: You could say that Jerry, yes.

JERRY: So, the way I see it, if I'm not mistaken is that uh, these two pretty much were a band of brothers... Fight together, survive together, ... bunk together....

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

JERRY: So, what's the problem.

ROSA: Well, for some reason, Kain just can't keep getting between me and Cecil. He keeps sending me Moogle Mail love letters, and flowers from Mt. Ordeals by Chocobo Couriers... Sometimes I think I seen him outside our window...

JERRY: Wow, that does sound serious.

ROSA: Wait Jerry... We're on 5th floor...

JERRY:??? ... The 5th... Did you say the 5th floor? How is that?

ROSA: He's a Dragoon Knight, so he jumps... really high.

JERRY: Is he related to Micheal Jordon?

AUDIENCE: CHANTS AND LAUGHS: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

ROSA CHUCKLES A BIT...

ROSA: No Jerry, he is not...

JERRY: Well, we'll meet... Which is it... KAIN! Right after this break...

NOTE: I'm bored, it just dawned on me that the Love Triangle of Rosa, Cecil, and Kain, would make an episode of Jerry Springer... Feel free to add your own dialouge or comments, hell, add a commercial if you want... We'll be back after these messages...

Owen Macwere · 09-23-2006, 04:45 PM

Lol, these were funny, though i don't really understand what is it, but keep it up.

Goldenboko · 09-23-2006, 04:50 PM

Thats really funny, you have a good idea keep it up.

Pharoh Amon Khan III · 09-23-2006, 09:08 PM

Hold on... I'm trying to come up with a commercial... I was hoping someone else would do it, but I've decided to working it myself...

If you don't know what's going on, you need to play Final Fantasy IV.

Owen Macwere · 09-23-2006, 09:16 PM

Oh, now that you pointed it, I know what you were talking about. Take it yourself, I am not that good with these stuff, but Goldenboco is an expirate. ^^

Goldenboko · 09-23-2006, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by Owen Macwere ^

Oh, now that you pointed it, I know what you were talking about. Take it yourself, I am not that good with these stuff, but Goldenboco is an expirate. ^^

Awwww thanks...
Good luck PAKIII this was a good idea.

Rengori · 09-23-2006, 09:59 PM

This won't be Jerry Springer until Rydia and Rosa have a catfight on the set.

Pharoh Amon Khan III · 09-24-2006, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by Rengori ^

This won't be Jerry Springer until Rydia and Rosa have a catfight on the set.

Y'know what...? I'll consider that... Muwhahahahaha.....

Owen Macwere MacWerewolf Location: With the angel that saved my world!	#2 (permalink) Lol, these were funny, though i don't really understand what is it, but keep it up.
09-23-2006, 04:45 PM

Goldenboko Hi, Yar-Yars! Location: USA	#3 (permalink) Thats really funny, you have a good idea keep it up.
09-23-2006, 04:50 PM

Pharoh Amon Khan III Banned Location: Gariland Magic City, Gallione, Ivalice	#4 (permalink) An Now a Word from Our Sponsers.. Hold on... I'm trying to come up with a commercial... I was hoping someone else would do it, but I've decided to working it myself... If you don't know what's going on, you need to play Final Fantasy IV.
09-23-2006, 09:08 PM

Owen Macwere MacWerewolf Location: With the angel that saved my world!	#5 (permalink) Oh, now that you pointed it, I know what you were talking about. Take it yourself, I am not that good with these stuff, but Goldenboco is an expirate. ^^
09-23-2006, 09:16 PM

Goldenboko Hi, Yar-Yars! Location: USA	#6 (permalink) Originally Posted by Owen Macwere ^ Oh, now that you pointed it, I know what you were talking about. Take it yourself, I am not that good with these stuff, but Goldenboco is an expirate. ^^ Awwww thanks... Good luck PAKIII this was a good idea.
09-23-2006, 09:45 PM

Rengori Paganini is a bastard. Location: Under Avarice's bed (Los Angeles)	#7 (permalink) This won't be Jerry Springer until Rydia and Rosa have a catfight on the set.
09-23-2006, 09:59 PM

Pharoh Amon Khan III Banned Location: Gariland Magic City, Gallione, Ivalice	#8 (permalink) Y'know what....? Originally Posted by Rengori ^ This won't be Jerry Springer until Rydia and Rosa have a catfight on the set. Y'know what...? I'll consider that... Muwhahahahaha.....
09-24-2006, 12:02 AM