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[Past passado]

I'll use it too if Christmas agrees of course.

[Moon Rabbits]

Originally Posted by Christmas ^

"OMG, NOOBS!!!!" cried Kyono the swordman

" H0LY C0W, Y@ L0T @R N0TH!NG BUT @ GR0UP 0F L0LL!P0P SUCK!NG N00BS!!!yelled Alive-man the spearman

"SMURFING STOP THE 1337 SPEECH!!!! YA GOD DAMNED ,SCHOOL REJECTED NOOBS!!! shouted Roto the cleric

"WE ARE GETTING OWNED HERE!!! MIND IF YA STOP THOSE MOTHER SMURFING WHINING AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. YA BUNCH OF MOTHER SMURFING RETARDED NOOBS!!!" yelled Cz the Knight.

0MG, ! C@N'T F!GHT W!TH N00BS L!K Y@ @LL, PLS G0 D!!"cried Alive-man the spearman.

STFU, OMFG!!! NOOBS!!!!" cried Kyono the swordman...again.

[Resha]

Whoa xD That is a LOT OF COLOUR MAN.

[boys from the dwarf]

awesomesauce.

[FallenAngel411]

This is the most amazing thing I have ever read on this forum. :3

[Christmas]

The sky begins to rain, the ground is washed with blood. LITTLE MANUS was found walking back to his mistress castle, all alone.

"Where have you been Manusy~~~~~ Her evilness had ordered everyone to go slaughter the King's army. ccchhhuuuuuu~~~~~ " said Rye.

" " said Marick.


LITTLE MANUS brushed past them without saying a word and head straight to his mistress' room.

"Where the smurf am I? " cried Psychotic who found himself walking through a hallway full of creepy statues. "GOD DAMN IT, I AM IN THE NECROMANCER LAIR, I SAW THESE CREEPY STATUES WHEN I WATCHED THAT DOCUMENTARY ABOUT NECROMANCER LAST NIGHT!!!! "

"WHO GOES THERE!!" cried a femine voice and immediately, a magical projectile came flying towards Psychotic and knocked him down.

"Psy~~~pie? "

"huh?" asked a confused Psychotic as he picked himself up,he saw a familiar face. One of the 84038438 women that were once part of his life.

" KI KI!!!!!" cried Psychotic.

"PSY~~~PIE!!!!! cried Ki Ki.

The two lovers ran towards each other with their arms wide open as they got nearer, Psychotic drew his sword and with an evil grin, he make an attempt to thrust the sword into Ki Ki's body.

Unfortunately, Ki Ki grabbed hold of the sword just in time.

"NICE TRY PSY~~~PIE. " Ki Ki fired another magical projectile and knocked Psychotic once again onto the ground. She threw the sword aside and move towards Psychotic.

"WAIT, THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A GIFT FROM ME MY SWEET LITTLE KI KI!!!! DID I TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU, I NEVER LOVED ANOTHER ONE SINCE THE DAY YOU LEFT ME AND DO____" blabbered an anxious Psychotic as Ki Ki moved closer to him.

"HOLY JESUS!! SOMEONE, SOMETHING, SAVE ME!!!! I PROMISE I WILL BE GOOD!!! I WON'T STEAL CANDY FROM LITTLE LUCY NOR SEXUAL HARRASS HER EVEN AGAIN!!! I SWEAR!!!! cried Psychotic.

Suddenly, LITTLE MANUS appeared at the door of the hallway at this crucial moment.

Meanwhile, back in the battlefield.

"CURAGA,USE CURAGA ON ME YOU NOOB!!!" demanded Kyono the swordman

"0M6, 1'M P0510N3D!! U53 35UN4!!! 35UN4 0N M3, F4573R Y0U N00B!!!!" yelled Alive-man the spearman.

" USE LIFE2!!!! QUICK!!! RESURRECT THEM BEFORE THEY TURN INTO UNDEAD!!! " cried Cz the Knight.

"AND WHO TOLD YOU I KNOW ANY OF THOSE FREAKING MAGICS YOU RETARDED NOOBS ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!" cried Roto the cleric.

"BUT YOU ARE THE CLERIC!!!" yelled everyone.

"AND WHO THE SMURF SAID A CLERIC KNOWS MAGIC!!! I JUST GOT ENLISTED YESTERDAY AND HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN THROUGH BASIC MILITARY TRAINING YET, AND NOW I AM HERE WITH YOU BUNCH OF MOTHER SMURFING CARBON BASED WASTAGE."

There were complete slience.

[boys from the dwarf]

this is pure random EoFF madness.

[Dignified Pauper]

this is almost like an EPIC!

I can't wait to see what happens next.


P.S. I admit I haven't read more than a few lines from each post.

P.S.S. So i read it and all I can say is... WHAT THE HECK AM I SAYING?! Oh, and I like it.