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[Owen Macwere]

Smart Psychotic! I am hell worried about him and poor little manus.

[theundeadhero]

Lots of people are becoming undead heroes!

[Decessus]

That poor cat.

Originally Posted by A Special Conversation

Originally Posted by Decessus

"Dodgy things"? You mean those lawsuits? Just couldn't keep your 1 coach train away from the little boys, eh?

Originally Posted by Psychotic

No, not the pre-existing lawsuits. I was busy earning myself more. And this time I've moved onto cats.

[Past passado]

Wow Amazing

[Christmas]

A TRUE LOVE STORY!!!????

Another Fine day again, the necromancer's undead armies confront the King liberation forces at the battlefield. However, LITTLE MANUS was no where to be found.

"SHASHA!!!!! SHASHA!!!! SHASHA!!!!" cried LITTLE MANUS.

"You looking for me?? asked SHASHA who appeared out of nowhere in the graveyard. "You have dead rats for me again, is it!! is it!!??? huh??? huh??? "

"No SHASHA, I have something to important to tell you" LITTLE MANUS' tone changed.

"Oh, I already knew about it. " said SHASHA.

"You already DO!!?? " exclaimed LITTLE MANUS.

"Ya, you see, I dun really mind, it is not like we will get any pleasure out of it anyway. " said SHASHA.

"Huh?" asked a confused LITTLE MANUS.

"Rye told me you are impotent and you can't really perform in....,well ya know. " said SHASHA.

"NOOoooooo!!!! Dun listen to that idiot Rye. I am perfectly NORMAL!!.... " said LITTLE MANUS.

"REALLY!!!!??? You dun really look like one... " exclaimed a shocked SHASHA.

LITTLE MANUS calmed himself down before he stared straight into SHASHA's eyes with deep passion.

There was slience for a brief moment.

"SHASHA, I am the one who beat you up when you have a pot struck on your head, I am the one who pushed you down the cliff" said LITTLE MANUS.

There were complete slience.

Meanwhile in the battlefield, the king's liberation army is getting "liberated" by the undeads with each dead soldier rise a new undead to the enemy force.

"OMG, NOOBS!!!!" cried Kyono the swordman

" H0LY C0W, Y@ L0T @R N0TH!NG BUT @ GR0UP 0F L0LL!P0P SUCK!NG N00BS!!!yelled Alive-man the spearman

"SMURFING STOP THE 1337 SPEECH!!!! YA GOD DAMNED ,SCHOOL REJECTED NOOBS!!! shouted Roto the cleric

"WE ARE GETTING OWNED HERE!!! MIND IF YA STOP THOSE MOTHER SMURFING WHINING AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. YA BUNCH OF MOTHER SMURFING RETARDED NOOBS!!!" yelled Cz the Knight.

0MG, ! C@N'T F!GHT W!TH N00BS L!K Y@ @LL, PLS G0 D!!"cried Alive-man the spearman.

STFU, OMFG!!! NOOBS!!!!" cried Kyono the swordman...again.

[yunacy]

wow

[Owen Macwere]

I put a link for this story in my sig Christmas, I hope it will make it more popular.

[scrumpleberry]

DOMOREDOMOREDOMORE! AH, this is fantastic!