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[Christmas]

A TRUE LOVE STORY?????

One fine day, LITTLE MANUS, Rye and Marick were feasting on a recently slain human's corpse.

"cccchuuu~~~~~ this one got a BIG ONE. " said Rye.

" " said Marick

" This one doesn't fail Marick. It is SOFT~~~~~chhhuuuuu~~~~:" smiled Rye.

" " replied Marick

"Oh juz shuddap, i have trouble sometimes trying to figure out what you are saying. ccchhhhuuuuu~~~~~ " said Rye.

LITTLE MANUS however was in a world of his own, thinking of SHASHA. He had dug out the heart of that poor corpse and prepare to share it with SHASHA tonight.

"Where is the heart? I wanna eat the heart!!!!! ccchhhuuuuu ~~~~~" cried Rye

" " commented Marick

"The Heart taste better than the LUNGS Marick dear, and of course,nothing can be compared to the BIG ONE. cccchhhhhuuuuu~~~~:" laughed Rye.

That night, LITTLE MANUS went to meet SHASHA and they shared the human's heart that LITTLE MANUS' looted.

"oh oh!!! A heart!!! " cried SHASHA. "is there a special meaning to this!! is there!!?? is there?!!

LITTLE MANUS was stunned and have no idea what to say.

"DID I HEAR HEART!!!!??? WHERE !!!?? WHERE!!??? chhhhhuuuuuu~~~~~ "

Rye jumped out of nowhere and gobbled up the heart.

"Who this chick Manusy~~~? ccchhhhuuuu~~~` " asked Rye

" " said Marick who too appear out of nowhere.

"OOOOHHHHHH~~~~ I see. Do you want me to teach you some of my SKILLS regarding this?? I am an EXPERT in this field. cccchuuuuuu~~~~~ " said Rye.

Embrassed, LITTLE MANUS shooed his two friends away and moments later, he was alone with SHASHA again.

"Your friends are soooooo cuuuttteee!!!! " said SHASHA "I wish I have friends too. I live alone in this graveyard.

LITTLE MANUS asked what happened and realize SHASHA was murdered and her corpse were gobbled up by forest monsters. However, this story sounds awfully familiar.

"Do you once have a pot stuck on your head by any chance?" asked LITTLE MANUS.

"YA!!!! There was the begining of my death at a hand of a bad bad man who feed me to the monsters!!! " cried an angry SHASHA.

LITTLE MANUS was shocked when he heard the story. HE was the one who beat SHASHA up!! HE was the one who accidentally pushed her to the monster lair!!!!

"What's wrong? Your limbs dropped. Come, let me fix it back for you, " said SHASHA.

[Owen Macwere]

OMG, such a very unlucky chance. :OOOOOO___OOOOOO:
let us see more Christams, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....! !!!!

[Dignified Pauper]

Hardback Edition, I can get you a deal and you'll make millions. We'll sell it for 39.79 and people WILL pay it!

[boys from the dwarf]

Avarice-ness cried aloud with mirth and merriment

Oh dude, I'll actually start coming in this thread if you start making more stories. ; ;

actually, christmas is a she.

this is mad stuff. a little less full of HATE than usual but it proves that even people who scare the devil and make him run off crying to jesus have a creative side.

[I Took the Red Pill]

This is better than anything Hemingway or Dostoevsky ever wrote. I thirst for more.

[Psychotic]

I banged my elbow on my chair while reading this thread and it really hurt. This story is cursed.

[Christmas]

A TRUE LOVE STORY?????

Another fine day, LITTLE MANUS, Rye and Marick were playing strip UNO in their castle.

"Strip UNO is no fun, it is not like we had anything on in the first place. ccchhhhuuuu~~~~~ " said Rye.

" suggested Marick

" YIPPPEEE, that's a good idea Marick dear.We will dig out our own organs as stakes. ccchhhuuuuuu~~~~~ " Rye struck her rotten hands into her chest and dug out a decomposed lung.

Marick dug out his intestines instead.

"Manusy~~~~~ Your stakes? ccchhhuuuuuu~~~~ " asked Rye.

LITTLE MANUS was slient and was still thinking of his discovery last night. He didn't sleep or drink since last night but it is not like he needed to. But worst of all, he didn't ate the dead rat which was served for breakfast.

"Oh I know. YOU were a great DISSAPPOINTMENT to her last night wasn't you, Manusy ~~~~??? I think you need practice!! cccchhhuuuuuu~~~~ " suggested Rye.

Rye took a cat out of her room and present it to LITTLE MANUS. The cat look like it had been badly traumatized by whatever atrocity Rye had performed on it.

"Here, you can coo coo cooz ANYTHING on him. I alway uses him to practice so I won't be a DISSAPPOINTED to anyone. ccchhhhuuuuuuu~~~~ " smiled Rye.

The cat begin to struggle but Rye smashed the cat onto the floor knocking it unconsicous.

"Be good now kitty. I might need to PRACTICE on you tonight again. ccchhhhuuuuuu~~~~ " said Rye.

LITTLE MANUS walked off from his friends and he decided to tell SHASHA the truth.

Meanwhile, the king of PiPatutula had amassed an army against the necromancer. And unfortunately, the poor Psychotic was chosen as part of the invading force.

"WOE IS ME" cried Psychotic as he marched along with the other soldiers to the necromancer's lair. "HOLY JESUS, WE WILL JUST BE FOOD FOR THAT NECROMANCER!!"

However, being a cunning schemer, Psychotic sneaked out from the ranks of the invading force and deserted them. Unfortunately, he had little sense of directions and instead of running back home, he went straight deep into the necromancer's lair.

[boys from the dwarf]

damnit you master of suspense!!! what'll happen to psycotic now ?