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#1  funny stories whats the funniest story u have to share? k i'll share one of mine... i heard this one from my friend today... my friend goes into burger king and asks for a hawiian punch and this lady (i think right beside him getting a drink) starts freakin out and pours like 20 different drinks into her cup and shoves her straw into her cup... k i have this another story same friend... same day... he walks into Mc.donalds then his dad goes to the restroom and this stranger goes and asks my friend "ur dad go to the restroom?" and my frined replies "yes" then the stranger likes throws my friends food in the trash, mixes his hamburger with his fries then... i guess his dad or someone comes out of the restroom with a wet rag and like wipes my friend's hamburger off (the way my friend told both of these stories and one other one was hilarious and remember i never seen any of these with my one eyes...) anyway plz tell us a funny story that u would like to share... |
03-27-2006, 10:57 PM
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 |  Actually, I was over at my cousins motel room. We were getting ready to go out for the day, and my aunt asked (this is what I thought she said) "Are you waering any shoes?" I said "Yes" and everyone was bursting out laughing. All of a sudden, she repeats herself saying "I asked if you had jewlery on" It was pretty weird. |
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03-27-2006, 11:05 PM
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 | About a year ago, I was visiting a few friends of mine in Upstate New York. I got there fairly early in the morning and they'd been up most of the night drinking, so they were a little hung-over. I asked where my friend Julie was, because I didn't see her when I got in the door. Their reply was: "Oh, we let her out in the backyard so she could pee." Needless to say, I was confused until I went back their to find Julie's dog, whose name is Jewels, which is Julie's nickname too. Moral of the story, don't name your dog after yourself. Over the winter break, I was playing some sort of game with some friends involving listening to quotes from cards and figuring out who had said them and when. Answers were on the other side of the cards. Anyway, someone read the card which said: "Love, Love Me Do". We all immediately said The Beatles on Ed Sullivan, but the person flipped the card over and told us we were wrong, that it was actually: 'Abe Lincoln during his Emancipation Proclaimation'. For a second, we all froze, then we figured out that two cards had been stuck together. To this day, I still laugh at the thought of Lincoln singing a Beatles song during the Emancipation Proclaimation. Would he have perhaps sang 'A Hard Day's Night' or 'Help' instead? Take care all. |
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03-28-2006, 11:02 PM
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 | I was at tuition last week.I was deep in thought,I didn't even notice the teacher calling me.Then when I reply "Wha?" the teacher said,"Don't go to heaven man,come back down to earth!"and then he said I actually flipped my eyes so high that he can't even see the balcks of my eyes. |
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03-29-2006, 02:50 PM
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 | One day me and my three friends were playing Halo 2. My one friend really likes the banshees so I thought it would be funny if i blew it up right in front of him. So I said, "Anthony (my friend), you see that banshee?, you want it?, now watch it die!!!" Right after that, my other friend Nick (on no cue from me,not planned or anything) shoots it with a rocket. It was extremely funny at the time cuz no one had told Nick to do it right when I was about to do it. I was on the second floor of this building and all I see is this rocket come out from the level beneath me to shoot the same thing I was about to shoot. Hilarious-ness did insue. |
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03-30-2006, 01:14 AM
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