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#1  Fear Factor - Final Fantasy Okay I'm back and I've go here my new creation! Hope you'll like it! Cloud - Hello, everyone! Wakka - Hey guys... Aeris - Hi, my dear spectators. Wakka - You were dead... Aeris - Yeah but I came back! Wakka - Go back to Heaven! Aeris -  Terra - I'm the female host of Fear Factor - Fianl Fantasy! Wakka - Terror, fear, sweat and pain, lots of pain! Terra - This will be the limits of terror! Cloud - Wawawawawawaawwa! Terra and Wakka - Shut up! *Explosion and Terra, Cloud and Wakka fall* Terra - What was that? Cloud - An explosion! Wakka - Power Rangers Wild force *nothing happens* it works on t.v.! Terra - Now our contestants, from FF7 - Tifa, Cat and Spiroth FF8 - Squall, Selphie and Zell FF9 - Cid, Garnet mother ... *Garnet mother appears* Cloud & Wakka - AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! A monster, a horrible monster!!!!! Terra - That's Garnet mother! Cloud & Wakka - How're you doing? Terra - FF 9 - Kuja FF10 - Yuna, Lulu and Tidus! These are our contestant that will suffer!!! Cloud - Today only three people will make a competition: Lulu, Spiroth and Selphie. One will leave! *Terra comes from an helicopter* Wakka - You know Terra, if you throw yourself down you could die! That'd be a great idea!!! Terra - NOw the prove, that is stinky!!! You'll have to throw yuorselves out of the helicopter and desarm a really, really stinky bomb! You have 1:30 minutes, you have to cut one string, only one and before you reach the floor! Lulu, you first! Cloud - Good Luck! One... two... three... Fear Factor! *Lulu throw herself out of the helicopter, free the parachut, cut the blue string, and reach the floor* Wakka - I din't know we had parachuts! Terra - Very well Lulu. Cloud - Your time is 1 minut! Terra - Now you Selphie... Cloud - Come on hurry up, I have to see the soap opera! Wakka - And I have a romantic dinner! Terra - Don't hurry her up! Good Luck! *Selphie throw herself out and free the parachut* Selphie - Now blue, red or green.... blue from sky, red from roses and green from natuire... no grey from trains???????????? I'll cut green.... Will Selphie win? Wait for the next episode! I'll post it tomorrow! Lots of love |
07-12-2004, 11:20 AM
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| |  *Selphie cut the green string, nothing happens she alnds in safe* Terra - Very well done Selphie! Cloud - Next! Wakka - Good Luck Spiro! Spiroth - It's Spiroth! I don't need lucka nd if you bother me you'll have the same death as Aeris! Wakka - Hold on your sword I wanna to live and kids... Terra - That's scary, poor kids! Cloud - Okay he's ready... three... two.. one Terra - Fear Factor! Cloud - It was my turn! Terra -  *Spoiroth throw himself reliec the parachut and almost in the floor he cut the red string* Spiroth - What's this smoke? *The bomb explode and a skinty smell comes over all place, Spiroth lands. Terra, Wakka, Cloud, Selphie and Lulu with a mask* Wakka - Seems that we already have winners... Cloud - Lulu and Selphiue are the winners!!! Okay now soap opera time! Wakka - By I have a date... Selphie - I have to play with trains! Lulu - I have a dinner to make! Terra - What about me??? *Terra goes away by Helicopter* Day 2: Terra - Hello and welcome to the second day of opur Fear Factor! Cloud - Hey Wakka! Wakka - Shut up!  Cloud - Bad mood!!! How did the date go??? Wakka - I don't wanna talk! Cameraman 1# - You'll feel better if you do! Hairdresser 1# - Open your heart dear! Wakka - She didn't turn out! Evryone - NO!!! Wakka -  YES!! IO call to her and you know what she said? That she wouldn't come!Everyone - NO!!! Wakka - YES!!! She ran away with you know who?Cameraman 1# - Lord Voldemort? Hairdresser 1# - Pikatchu? Terra - A woman? Wakka - With the red Power Ranger!!! Everyone - NO!!!! Wakka - YESSSSSS!!!  Garnet Mother -That things use to happen!!! *Everyone screams Terra jump into Clopud arms Cameramn 1# into Wakka arms Hairdresser 1# hand stands* Terra - Sexual freak *Slaps Cloud* Wakka - Argh, get away from me! Cloud - Now the prove:  Terra see this! Terra - *see the prove*  Wakka - Let me see! *see it*  Tidus - This is serious! Cloud - You'll have to look at the face of G.W.Bush! Tidus, Garnet Mother and Squall - NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! Cloud - Without laughing! Tidus - This is a nighmare! Terra - First Garnet mother!!! Cloud - Three... two...one Terra - Fear Factor! Cloud -Again!!!! *Garnet mother see it and...* Garnet Mother -  Terra - Next! Wakka - Tidus! Terra - Three...two..one... Cloud - Fear Factor!! I told it!!!! *Tidus see the pic and smile* Tidus -  It wasn't to laugh was it?Terra - Oh well, Squall!!! Save our show! *Squall see the pic* Squall - That's ugliest thing in my life!   Terra - Squall is the total winner nd who will be the other one? Wakka - Look what I have found? Say hi girls! Girls in bikini - HI!!!!!! Girls in bath suit - Hey! Wakka - They will decide who you want to pass? Girls in bikni - That cute guy over there! Girls in bath suit - That hot over there! Cloud - Squall and Tidus are the winners! Wakka - Excuse me I have to pick one of these beauties bye!!! Cloud - A new soap opera will start today... see ya! Terra - I don't have an helicopter! *Jump into Clouds back* Terra - Go on horsy Yupi yupi yupi!!!!! |
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07-15-2004, 11:04 AM
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I love it, very funny, can't wait for next episode.
