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[Sir Edeon X]

I posted the first show on the General Chat. If you want, go check it out:

Second Show

Irvine: Hello, world. Our previous and first show was so seen by people that today it’s in the satellite! Every spot in the world is watching FF Celebrity Deathmatch!
Garnet: I’m Garnet Til Alexandros!
Irvine: And, once again, my name is Irvine Kineas, and we are your hosts for today’s show.
Garnet: What a freaky show, yesterday.
Irvine: That’s right, Orlet.
Garnet: Garnet.
Irvine: Or that. Today is gonna be EVEN better. Just stick around here in...
Garnet: EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS OUR SHOW’S NAME!!!
Irvine: Director… Here is a GIRL who…
Garnet: THAT’S RIGHT, IRVINE. HERE IN FF CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!!!
Irvine: Thought so…
Garnet: Who do you bring today?
Irvine: The so claimed…Sephiroth! And you?
Garnet: Guess who? Today we’re gonna see who’s better. I bring Squall!
Irvine: Bring it on, guys!
Garnet: Can I finish, today?
Irvine: Okay… 1….2…3…
Garnet: KILL YOU BOTH. I always wanted to say this…

Sephiroth: Today I’m showing you who’s better…
Squall: Whatever…
Sephiroth: We already know who has it bigger.
Squall: Whatever…
Sephiroth: I mean, the sword, of course.
Squall: Whatever…
Sephiroth: Know what I mean?
Squall: Whate…
Irvine: And the battle began. Sephiroth is holding Squall’s head and threw him against one arena’s pillar.
Garnet: That will leave a scar, too. Squall is lying on the floor and…
Irvine: Sephiroth is punching him! Wait, the situation inverted! Now is Sephiroth who’s lying, on his back, in the floor and Squall is punching him.
Squall: This is for killing Aerith (Aeris)! *punch* This is for being a monster! *punch* This is for having such a bad name! *punch* This is for your mother having such an occidental name and being a monster. *punch* This is for… Whatever! *punch* *punch* *punch*!!!
Garnet: Squall must have drunk Red Bull.
Irvine: Sephiroth nodded Squall. Squall is almost KO!
Sephiroth: I’m going to pull one of your legs out!
Squall: Whatever… 
Garnet: Squall stood up and now they are looking to each other.
Irvine: Sephiroth stares at Squall. Squall stares at Sephiroth. Will someone appear today?
Sephiroth: *Looks at the floor* Oh, look, a ball. 
* BOOM!!!*
Irvine: *After 15 minutes*. Ouch… My head hurts…
[B]Audience: *Applauses*
Garnet: Uff… What a GREAT battle. It’s a tie, audience!
Irvine: Lizet. You have a… an arm on your head.
Garnet: *Gets the arm out of her hair* Thanks. Now we know nor Sephiroth nor Squall is the better.
Irvine: Well, see ya tomorrow, Garnet.
Garnet: See ya tomo… YOU DID IT!!!
Irvine: I did what?!
Garnet: YOU SAID IT RIGHT!!!
Irvine: Said what?!
Garnet: THE NAME!!!
Irvine: What name?!

The third show is coming soon! Liked it?

[Carnage]

if you can try drawin this stuff no one likes to read long stuff on the internet.

[Silmaril]

I think it's cute

[Cuchullain]

Good stuff. Could be a little longer, methinks, but that's just me.

And people don't always mind reading long things on the internet; I'm in two wrestling e-feds where we write and read a lot for our RP's.

[Armisael]

it was great.i enjoyed it a lot.which characters are you going to put in the third show?

[Polaris]

This is the Sir Edeon X that I know, funnny, terrible!

Oh i loved that arm in the head of Granet!!!!!!
Aleluia!

[Sir Edeon X]

Garnet: Hello, everybody. Here we are again. I’m, as you all know, Garnet Til Alexandros!
Irvine: This is being a successful show, ain’t it, Tarnet? I’m Irvine Kineas. Welcome to the third show of Final Fantasy Deathmatch.
Garnet: So, who do you bring us today?
Irvine: Today’s gonna be a show between Good and Evil. One is gonna die, and the other…may die, too.
Garnet: I call Edea from FFVIII!
Irvine: Really?! I bring Aerith (Aeris) to the arena. She has big breasts, y’know!
Garnet: Edea has 40 years, I think. But, she’s as beautiful as if she was 20. Let’s begin. 1…2…3…
Irvine: KILL YOU BOTH!!!

Aeris: I’m going to hit you with my staff.
Edea: Sure, sure. Just let me put my make up, okay?
Aeris: *15 minutes later* Are you done yet?
Edea: Wait. Don’t be so stressed up. This beautiful skin takes her time.
Aeris: *While Edea puts her lipstick* You missed a spot.
Edea: Where?
Garnet: Finally, the battle began.
Irvine: Aeris broke Edea’s nose with her staff!
Edea: What’s you idea?
Aeris: Kill you.
Garnet: Revenge time! Edea is suffocating Aeris with her ass.
Irvine: BIG ass, if you allow me to say.
Garnet: I don’t think Aeris will last too long.
Irvine: Who knows? Imagine if Zell jumps into the arena again?
Garnet: Aeris is not weak. LOOK!!!!
Irvine: Will Aeris do what I think she’ll do?
Garnet: That’s right. Aeris pulled out her braw and her bubs stroke Edea!
Irvine: Edea is unconscious, people.
Garnet: Still, her hair is being pulled out by Aeris!
Irvine: Edea is going to take 50 years to put it all back the way it was!
Garnet: Oh, god. Aeris is… I can’t say it.

Warning: Some minor problems are taking place. Please stand by. A documentary about locusts’ life will be show.

The locust is a very friendly animal. Look as it swims underwater with her tiny little legs… and looks as she eats this cute little fishy. That’s right. This is the amazing life of locusts!!!

Irvine: I think Edea will see and hear no more…
Garnet: She woke up!!! What the heck is she saying?
Irvine: I don’t know. It looks like a spell.
Edea: FIRE!!!!
Irvine: Aeris is now verrrry hot.
Garnet: Edea is the winner!!!
Irvine: Well, till the next FF Celebrity Deathmatch!!!

[Armisael]

very good and funny.can't wait for the next.