[F] Rantzien's Adventures - an EoFF fanfiction. - Page 7

Quin · 11-02-2009, 03:35 PM

theundeadhero = Kylie Minogue.

Rantzien · 11-02-2009, 06:41 PM

My princess!

Melissaur · 11-02-2009, 06:45 PM

YAY! well not so yay I guess. Theundeadhero is gone forever! ;_;

Jessweeee♪ · 11-02-2009, 08:43 PM

Guardian XIII · 11-03-2009, 05:08 AM

Originally Posted by Melissaur ^

Theundeadhero is gone forever! ;_;

Isn't that what everyone (who never read the books) thought about Gandalf?

Psychotic · 11-03-2009, 03:53 PM

"I am so glad that you came to rescue m-" "QUIET, WOMAN!" barked Rantzien. "I will now sing songs!"

The nicest skeleton you could ever meet
He'd give cash to the homeless of the street
If they were aching, he'd massage your feet
And if you played your cards right, beat your meat

Handsome, kind, wonderful and fair
With his shining mane of bright golden hair
And he'd always forgive those who happened to stare
At what was underneath his underwear

In battle, as a hero, my comrade died
He didn't show fear, he never cried
Even when he nearly ended up fried
I hope that dragon gave him a nice ride

And so that was my friend, theundeadhero
Nobody could ever say that he was a zero
One day he even...traded...me a Fearow?
Doo doo da doo da, something something ero.

"That was terrible" said Melissaur. Rantzien considered eating her.

Christmas · 11-03-2009, 04:00 PM

How can something that is undead be dead?

Psychotic · 11-03-2009, 04:08 PM

It can't, technically. But if you destroy the body completely it is as good as dead!

Quin A festoonery of nastiness Location: Entre le marteau et l'enclume.	#49 theundeadhero = Kylie Minogue.
11-02-2009, 03:35 PM

Rantzien Cid's Knight Callipygous nelipot Location: 6 o'clock	#50 (permalink) My princess!
11-02-2009, 06:41 PM

Melissaur Location: Tampa	#51 (permalink) YAY! well not so yay I guess. Theundeadhero is gone forever! ;_;
11-02-2009, 06:45 PM

Jessweeee♪ Cool Beans Location: Nowhere in particular.	#52 (permalink) D:
11-02-2009, 08:43 PM

Guardian XIII Unbreakable, First Class Location: A Moogle nest, just south of Tahiti	#53 (permalink) Originally Posted by Melissaur ^ Theundeadhero is gone forever! ;_; Isn't that what everyone (who never read the books) thought about Gandalf?
11-03-2009, 05:08 AM

Christmas HATE Location: LAND OF HATRED	#55 (permalink) How can something that is undead be dead?
11-03-2009, 04:00 PM

Psychotic Administrator Time to fight grandma Location: I'm your friend! Please?	#56 (permalink) It can't, technically. But if you destroy the body completely it is as good as dead!
11-03-2009, 04:08 PM