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[Jessweeee♪]

Why does the mime have to die ;_;

[Mercen-X]

It's obvious to those who pay attention to the repetitive claims by any media format that mimes are universally despised because there are simply far too many of them. Some find it annoying to sit and watch as a mime does stuff and says nothing, some try to make them talk just like trying to get palace guards to leave their station, still others are afraid that as soon as their backs are turned the mimes will be making fun of them in sign.

CRITICAL ACCLAIM -- The scheme reminds me of freestyle rap and the theme reminds me of that cartoon where all the fluffy animals are shown constantly being mutilated in horrific accidents... Ah, yeah. HAPPY TREE FRIENDS. DIE MIME, DIE!
DUDE, you should start your own series and it should feature the voices of popular rappers. lol

[scrumpleberry]

The mime clearly rezzes each time. Don't worry.

[Flying Mullet]

it's ciddies time
signed the mime
who rang the chime
because he's in his prime

but the bear saw through the commotion
that this is blatant self-promotion
and took the mime out on the ocean
and ate him without showing emotion

[scrumpleberry]

Personally, I want to hear someone rap this badly.

[Flying Mullet]

my telephone rang
so out of my chair i sprang
it was my homie from the old gang
and her nickname is the wang

the wang said whats up
i said im drinking from a cup
whilst dinner i sup
to which the wang said you schlup

you lost your edge
and to you i pledge
your inner thug ill dredge
like a golf ball with a sand wedge

so i put on a sweater
which makes my butt look better
on my way i mailed a letter
and at the deli i met her

but damn she was hairy
and pretty damn scary
now i was doubly wary
as this is the girl i almost did marry

what the hell youre a bear
i cant help but stare
for theres hair everywhere
and you have no underwear

relax said the wang
we can still hang
like were with the old gang
now order your tang

i said id like a steak in its prime
sprinkled with lime
and the wang said im
going to have potatoes and mime

(SPOILER) The bear always eats the mime.

[Shiny]

As I read that imagined hearing the beat to Sugarhill Gang's Rapper's Delight in my head.