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[Rantzien]

[Flying Mullet]

the mime built a fort
of the impenetrable sort
because the ad did purport
that bear he would thwart

The mime was bored in his fort
of the impenetrable sort
and he wanted some sport
so he ordered a basketball court

the company called
approval was scrawled
the court was installed
the mime was enthralled

but the mime had no ball
and he started to bawl
for he could not go to the mall
for fear of a bear maul

but his impatience won out
he left his fort in a pout
always looking about
persistently did he scout

but there was no bear
he watched everywhere
thus he gave a prayer
for arriving without a scare

he started to explore
then it became a chore
he had never looked for a ball before
inside the store

with a muttering swear
ask a clerk he did dare
but the clerk was a bear
and he ate the mime there

[demondude55]

*Gasp*

[scrumpleberry]

This will become an epic in the vein of the odyssey.

[Flying Mullet]

there once was a bear
with pink underwear
who watched his tv fare
and fell asleep in his chair

he dreamed he was chased by a mime
who caught him in time
seasoned him with lime
and prepared to cook him with thyme

the bear awoke from his nightmare
for it was quite a scare
so he rose from his chair
and inspected his lair

in every room did he peer
but all appeared to be clear
and since dinner was near
to the kitchen he did steer

now that he was awake
for dinner he did partake
in a delicious mime steak
and mime dumpling cake

[demondude55]

Oh goodness, the poor Mime!

[Jiro]

This is one of the most entertaining things I've read in a while, I may just steal it and win myself some friends

[Flying Mullet]

the mime brought the funk
cause he is no punk
and he scopes the junk
in the young ladies trunk

he jams with a band
they tour the land
their concerts are grand
they never go bland

he brings the rhyme
his popularity does climb
he knows the time
cuz hes a funky mime

he does a stage dive
but he doesn't survive
for in the crowd a bear did jive
and he eats the mime alive