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 Squall and Rinoa Playin' Season III Thats right Squall and Rinoa Playin’ Season III is ready! EoFF Playin' is not though so don't ask about that right now :P Support Sigs/Bars: Not ready yet. Expect updates weekly. Thats all I can guarantee :P Table Of Contents: Episode 1: Attached to this Post Episode 2 Episode 3 Here you go, Episode 1! Gotta Little Captain in You? *(The scene starts, with Selphie, and Irvine, sitting in the backseat of a car, which is being driven by Zell. Selphie is drunk, and Zell is blasting “Slow Ride”). Zell *Singing Badly*: S’all right! Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh. Zell *Singing Badly*: Take things easy! Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh. Zell *Singing Badly*: S’all right! Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh. Zell *Singing Badly*: Take things easy! Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh. Irvine: This is unbearable! Why out of all of the people I could’ve picked for a designated driver, did I pick Zell!?! Zell *Singing Badly*: I'm feeling good, the rhythm is ’ight! Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh. Irvine: I really need to get my license renewed… I mean seriously, its like pick your poison around here. With Zell you get this- Zell *Singing Badly*: Grove with the music, we can roll alright! Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh. Irvine: …Driving with Selphie at the wheel, is like just giving your soul to the reaper… I mean come on, that incident where we tried to drive up to the train… Zell *Singing Badly*: Oooh, oooh, s’all right - oooh, oooh ... Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh. Irvine: All Squall does is, whine when he drives. He makes me wish I was the emo one. Zell *Singing Badly*: S’all right! Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh. Irvine: And with Rinoa and Quistis we can’t make it two miles without pulling over to go *In a mocky girl accent* tch, SHOPPING! Selphie: *Hiccup* What does this button do? Zell: Don’t touch that- *Selphie presses the button cutting him off and hot dogs spray out of the seats, the windows (don’t ask), the glove compartment, the floor, the ceiling, the windshield-wipers, the speedometer, the steering wheel, shooting them 10mph everywhere* *Irvine spits 3 whole hot dogs out of his mouth* Zell: Wow, someone really knows how to open wide  Selphie: OMG! DO IT AGAIN! Zell: No don- *Again, Selphie presses the button cutting him off and hot dogs spray out of the seats, the windows (don’t ask), the glove compartment, the floor, the ceiling, the windshield-wipers, the speedometer, the steering wheel, shooting them 10mph everywhere* Zell: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! HOT DOGS IN MY EYES! CAN’T SEE! BLIND! LOSING CONTROL! THEY BURN! *Selphie screams* Zell: I CAN’T SEE! THEY BURN! GET’UM OUT! GET’UM OUT! *Irvine starts to hyperventilate* Zell: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *Zell quickly turns around mid-sentence* Fool’d ya! Irvine: You sonnava- If you weren’t driving I’d shoot you! Selphie: *Hiccup*… OMG TURN AROUND WE’RE GONNA CRASH! Zell : Selphie, Selphie, Selphie, did you really think I’d fall for- *The car smashes into oncoming traffic and is booted off the road* Irvine while escaping from the wreckage: Next time… I drive with anyone other then Zell… END! Last edited by Goldenboko; 05-11-2008 at 02:52 PM. 
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| OMG I am so glad this is back xDDD
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| innuendo to the best 
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 Episode Two Deserves a Jess Smiley! Almost forgot to post this week's episode because I was sick :P A Bad Day at the Theater (The scene opens with Edea and Ultimecia at rise in the Scene of the final battle of Ultimecia VS. The party. There is a jukebox in the corner of the room. A large audience sits in front of the entrance.) Ultimecia: Welkome my esteemed guests! It is I, Ultimecia the glorious- *gets interrupted* Edea: And I! Edea, of FFVIII... We are here to... *Silence* We are here to... *Silence* Ultimecia: Oh, was it my line? Edea: Yes! Come on, I thought we rehearsed this. *sigh* And we are here to... Ultimecia: Reenakt the scene where I took over Edea's mind! Random Audience Member: Reenact? That was never in the game! Edea: STFU! *throws a pebble at Audience member killing him* Ultimecia: Any other quesktions? Edea: Oh come on, there wasn't even a hard C in that one. Ultimecia: Skrew you! Edea: Let's just start before they start throwing things at us... *Edea walks into the middle of the room, and Ultimecia moves to the side, they pause, and then Ultimecia flies in* Edea: W-Who are you? Ultimecia: I am Ultimecia a Sorceress from the distant future, I have kome to take over you time. I know its not smart to kontinually monologue, so that way you, being a good kharakter may tell someone else of what I say, but I kan't resist. Now prepare as I skrew with your mind. Edea: What was that? I couldn't understand a word you just said over your lisp, and mispronunciations! Ultimecia: Stop making fun of my speekh impediment! Edea: Anyway, you can't just take over my head, first we need to have a... Karaoke competition! Winner takes all! *Edea presses a button on the Jukebox and masterfully sings the lyrics to Small Town Girl* Edea: Beat that. Ultimecia: I intend to. *Ultimecia smacks the Jukebox and it begins to play Soulja Boy* Edea: NO! Nothing can withstand the suck that is Soulja Boy! *Edea falls to the ground shaking* Ultimecia: And that was how it konkluded! Random Audience Member: She tries to find words with C's doesn't she? END! Last edited by Goldenboko; 05-11-2008 at 02:47 PM.
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| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT SOUJA BOOOOOY D;
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