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 NEED MOAR!!!!!!!!! 
05-09-2008, 10:19 PM
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Its weekend now, so your wish is my command  I had fun writing up this one For those about to rock... We salute you! (Scene begins with Selphie, at Rise, in front of a TV, holding a guitar hero controller. Cid, and Irvine entering the room.) Irvine: Here she is, can you help me? Cid: Can you tell me whats wrong with her? Irvine: Huh? I already described whats wrong over the phone! Cid: I know that, but can you do it again? As if someone just clued into what happened, and needs to find out what they've missed. Irvine: Okay… I just don't know what to do! She hasn't stopped playing this game in 3 days! Like I told, it started slow, a few songs here and there, eventually she started to talk about the game... but now she just won't stop...! Cid: There we go. I'll go take a look at her. *Cid walks up to Selphie, who is beating Through The Fire and Flames on Expert* Cid: Hm.... *Cid waves his hand in front of her face, it doesn’t phase Selphie* *Cid walks over to the TV, and shuts if off* Irvine: I tried that, she can beat the songs without looking! Cid: It appears this is more serious then I first imagined… There’s only one thing we can do! Irvine: What’s that? Cid: We need to find someone who could beat her at Guitar Hero! Irvine: But that’s impossible! Didn’t you pay attention to Season One? She’s a guitar god! Cid: Then we better start looking, now! *Cid makes a serious face* *The curtains close. The scene resumes a few hours later into the story with Tom Morello, Ace Frehley, and Jimi Hendrix sitting in a line to have a crack at Selphie* Irivine: Do I even want to ask how you managed to get these famous guitarists here? Cid: Let’s just say my butt owes a lot of favors. I’m being literal when I say butt. Irivine: o.0 *One by one the great American legends have an attempt to beat Selphie at a $50 video game, but each fail, the next more horribly then the last.* Irivine: This is madness! Cid: Don’t you dare make a 300 refrenace! GoBo already did that in EoFF Playin’! Irivine:  Cid: What are we going to do? Selphie must really be the GOD of rock! Mysterious Voice: Did somebody call me? *A lightning bolt smashes through Irvine’s roof, and a tall muscular, god, with long silver hair emerges from it* Cid: Woah… Irivine: My roof! Mysterious Man: I am Thor! Cid: Who? Thor: I have come because someone dared challenge my title as god of rock! Irivine: Wait slow down, what?!? Thor: You know, Thor, Norse God, son of Odin, wields a gigantic hammer, yada yada yada. Cid: You’re saying, YOU’RE the god of rock? Thor: See this is exactly what I’m talking about! Rock was all me man! The Beatles, me, Tom Morello, me… Irivine: Jimi Hendrix’s National Anthem during Woodstock!?! *Cid looks at Irivine surprised* Thor: ALL ME MAN! *Thor challenges Selphie to, Through the Fire and Flames on Expert Mode. The battle rages on hard, both nearly perfect.* Cid: This is it… Final Score: 1. Thor________________________1,129,684 2. Selphie______________________1,129,683 Selphie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Selphie drops her controller and falls to the ground* Thor: My work here is done. *Thor raises a big ass hammer* Irivine: Can’t… resist… making… a compensating for something else joke. *Lightning strikes the hammer and Thor disappears hopefully never to make a crappy guest appearance ever again  * END! Last edited by Goldenboko; 05-11-2008 at 02:51 PM.
05-11-2008, 02:40 PM
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05-11-2008, 04:57 PM
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