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[Zeus]

And so it was, Timothy was left along at the age of 3 and a quarter months old. Now this seems unusual to attract any real care or attention to little Tim, but let us fast forward a few years into the future.
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It is 9:22 am and our little lonely Tim is lazily strutting the halls of his high school. Late as hell and not giving a fudge, Tim looks cool, no doubt. Why even if Tim fell flat on that handsome face of his, the ground would part so as not to ruin such a beautiful creation by who ever it was that created the universe.
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So yeah, Tim prides himself as he struts to class, late, again, as always.
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“Timothy! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LATE AGAIN??!!” he heard the vice principal shouting behind him.
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He spun around and there stood Mr.Azar, the schools second in command. He looked a little different today. Tim studied his five foot eleven vice principal and noticed a rather disgusting feature.
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“Dude, is that cum on your pants?!!”
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“Waaaaa. No, no no. What the hell are you babbling about?”
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Mr.Azar bends his head down and looks at his crotch area and notice a stain, and his mouth immediately gapes. “.”
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Timothy ignored his basterd of a vice principal and continued to class, who knows maybe it would have been his homeroom teacher that Mr.Azar was banging resulting in her cooperation of his tardiness.