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#1  Final Fantasy Commercial Parodies I've already posted this in a couple of other places, but I just thought I'd go ahead and share it here as well. It's a series of silly little parodies of popular commercial campaigns that I did a while back, featuring Final Fantasy characters: The first commercial parodies a series of ads for the Sprint wireless network... Cid Highwind: You #$#! I told you exactly which way to go but look --- look what happened! Pilot: B...But it wasn't my fault, sir! Cid: WHAT?! Damn you, you weren't listening to what I was saying? Sprint Guy: No, actually, he couldn't hear you. It's the static. It can really make a mess of things. Here, try this. (He hands Cid a Sprint cell phone.) Female Announcer: Now try Sprint, with our worldwide network. With this coverage, you'll never miss a call. Sign up now, and get a free Final Fantasy poster. Sprint Guy: And all the calls are clear. And this (indicates the smoking wreckage of the Highwind) will never happen again. In this parody, Zidane falls victim to a disturbing new tactic being used by FF villains... Zidane: (speaking using Kuja's voice) So I just used the "Steal" command and there it was. 1,000,000 gil line and it was all mine. A little redecorating for the palace here. A few more spooky lamps, a better security system and 100,000 gil to aid in my plan. My master plan! (laughs evilly) Message appears on-screen: Zidane Tribal --- Identity Theft Victim Identity Theft - FF Villains' New Tactic Female Announcer: Citi Identity Theft Solutions, free with any Citi card. Citi --- Live Richly. Another ad with Zidane, but in this credit-card ad parody, he finds himself having some trouble on a date... Zidane: Hey, Dagger, I found this really romantic place in another world! We gotta check it out! Dagger: Oh, all right... Important-Sounding Male Announcer: Final Fantasy VII's Gold Saucer --- home of many great attractions. The plays, the hotel, the games, the gondola, they've just about got it all here. Zidane: Two, please! Ticket-Taker at Gondola: That'll be 10 GP. How are ya' gonna pay? Zidane: Charge it! Ticket-Taker: (stares at credit card) I'm sorry, sir, we don't accept this card. Announcer: So whether you're racing the chocobos or just looking for a little romance, you can do it at the Gold Saucer. But you'd better bring your Visa card. Because at the Gold Saucer, they serve people and creatures from many worlds, but they don't take American Express. Dagger: Come on, Zidane, let's go home... Zidane: Dammit! Announcer: Visa. It's everywhere you want to be. This final parody doesn't actually contain any characters from Final Fantasy, but refers to FF... Jay: Hi! Jay Bush and Duke here for Bush's Baked Beans. Roll that beautiful bean footage! (voiceover, as "beautiful bean footage" rolls) They're slow-roasted to lock in that great taste. (end voiceover) I've only shared my secret family recipe with Duke, and he's not telling, right Duke? Duke? Duke: (on giant television screen in Timber from FFVIII) Bush's Secret Family Recipe for sale! Only 500 gil! Contact Duke! Jay: (exasperated) Duke! (voiceover) Try Bush's Baked Beans! |
09-21-2007, 03:54 AM
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