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[Dynast-Kid]

Originally Posted by PuPu ^

Yeah, Porom's the little girl.

Palom is the little boy.

Oh...Well still, kissing little kids, I dun think so!xD

[Leen-Leen]

xD YES! VICTORYYY! That was funny!

[f f freak]

I have a feeling Dynast-Kid will be back. With help this time.

[Clawsze]

This keeps on getting better and better, KEEP IT UP GREAT CHOCOBO OF THE GOLD!!!
And we'll keep you to that 1 episode a week minimum.

[Jessweeee♪]

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!! YAAAAAY!!!

[Twilight Edge]

I'm back and I lol'd.

--Aegis.

[Hazzard]

yeh, that was funny GB

[Goldenboko]

Update!

The following episode is based off true EoFF events...
With some exaggeration.
Episode 8

(A newbie is just about to enter EoFF Palace. He is going to be greeted by the Moderating staff, Tavrobel [who looks like an emo teenager], Goldenboko, and Capitan Maxx Power and RedXIII13)

Tavrobel: Hello I am Tavrobel. I assume you are in shock that this is my true form, but that does not matter. What matters is the fact that you are an idiot. A terrible, miserable, idiot. Go die.
Newbie: Um... Okay.... Hi I'm demondude55.
RedXIII13: Wait a sec. Demon=Devil, Dude= Man, he's Devil Man!
All of the Moderating staff: Get him!
*The moderating staff dogpiles on demondude55*
demondude55: Ack... I have no idea what you guys are, *Gasp* crushing me, *Wheeze* for.
Levian: But thats impossible! We had been tipped off an old member was going to try and wiggle his way through security.
???: Yes and you took the bait quite well. It is I Genji! I left that fake tip, and now that you are all crushing each other, there is nothing you can to do stop me from... PUTTING P0RN EVERYWHERE!
Psychotic: Not so fast. I, being the smartest of the moderating staff, knew demondude was not Devil Man's second account. He swore he'd only make one account if he got banned. And he made that crazy naughty girl account... Who still hasn't called me back yet. Now its just a simple matter of banning you...
*Psychotic points his finger at Genji like a gun*
Genji: O Rly?
*Genji presses a button and millions of clones appear*
Genji: Let's see you beat all of us...
Psychotic: Let's dance. *Points his finger and one of them disappears*
*The rest of the fight is Psychotic blowing away the Genji clones easily*
Captain Maxx Power: His moderating level... its- *Is interrupted*
Goldenboko: Goddammit Maxx, its only 255, thats as high as mod levels can go.
CMP: 9000!
Goldenboko: 255!
CMP: 9000!
Goldenboko: 255!
CMP: 9000!
Goldenboko: 255!
CMP: 9000!
Goldenboko: 255!
*Psychotic points his finger at CMP and Goldenboko and says...*
Psychotic: Pow. Mute pwrz bitchez.
*CMP and Goldenboko try to yell at each other but no word come out*
Psychotic: Now where was I? Ah yes... prepare to be banned Genji.
Genji: Wait! I have a make a cliche joke about how I am you're fath-
*Genji disappears*
Psychotic: Don't you dare try and make a Star Wars reference...

Episode, Over.