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[Goldenboko]

Somehow I decided to stop being lazy. Yes I know it is quite shocking.

Episode 6:
Kefka and Ava sittin' a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

(Scene opens with Avarice-ness stalking following Kefka.)
Avarice-ness: Oh em gee! It's Kefka! KEFKA BEAR MY MULTI-HEADED MUTANT BABIES!
Kefka: Um... I dun know...
Avarice-ness: Everyone else is doing it!
*Screen shifts to Cloud being dragged into a room by Tifa*
*Screen shifts to Zidane dragging Garnet into a room, but then a big burly man comes, makes Zidane eat laxatives and throws Zidane into the bathroom*
*Screen shifts again to TyphoonthaReapa being dragged into a room by Giga Guess*
Avarice-ness: See
Kefka: I'll tell you what, I'll get back to you tomorrow with my decision.
*Kefka pats Ava's shoulder and walks away*
Avarice-ness: Oh em gee! He touched my shoulder!
*Screen fades to Zidane in the bathroom*
*You hear the sound of pooping and farting*
*You see CornCracker come out, but he's different...*
CornCracker: The Corn part of my cracker was digested! But... the Cracker part of me survived and I know have super powers for no explained reason! I am now... NEOCRACKER!
*NeoCracker zooms right through Zidane (mutilating him), and bursts through the wall*

Later that day
Agrias: I GOTTA USE THE BATHROOM!
*Agrias runs to the bathroom to see a mutilated Zidane on the pooper*
Agrias:

[NeoCracker]

Sweet ness. I'm a super hero now.

[Jessweeee♪]

lawl


I still haven't gotten to play the game I bought :P

[Dynast-Kid]

I read that last episode while eating a sammich. It wasn't a pleasant experience!

LOL What are NeoCracker's powers?

[Slicksword45]

Neo Pwnage XD

[Giga Guess]

O_o;

[Agrias]

That WAS a pretty gastly site ;_;

[Avarice-ness]

ONLY I HAVE THE SKILLS TO PEER PRESSURE KEFKA INTO HOT ROUGH LOVINS!