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#9  For the future I would like to point out ASKING IF YOU CAN BE IN ONE WILL DECREASE THAT LIKELIHOOD... thank you. Episode 2: There is no Neo... well actually there is. (RedXIII is sitting all by himself eating when he is approached by Zidane) Zidane: Hey Red, how's it going? RedXIII: Pretty good, this cracker is pretty weird... it tastes like corn, yet is a cracker... Zidane: Tastes like... buts a... OH NO! RedXIII: What? Zidane: YOU ATE CORNCRACKER! RedXIII: OH *Scene abruptly ends to blank out bad word!* *Scene reappears with RedXIII in a courtroom* Bailiff: All rise for the honorable Judge Joe Brown. *All rise and then take their respective seats* Judge Joe Brown: RedXIII you've been charged with killing CornCracker, how do you plead? Phoenix Wright: I will speak on behalf of my client. RedXIII pleads innocent! *The Courtroom gasps* Judge Joe Brown: The prosection me now make it's case... *The Scene shifts to the Prosecution* Phoenix Wright: Uh oh... VON KARMA! Narrator: Will Wright be able to protect his client? Did RedXIII kill CornCracker? And where are my pants? Find out next episode To be continued... |
05-31-2007, 09:12 PM
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| | Episode 3: There is no Neo... well actually there is- Part Two! (The Scene fades into the courtroom, the Prosecution is about to make its case)  Phoenix Thinking: I'm up against Von Karma? Its gonna be a long day... Franziska Von Karma: Ah, Mr. Phoenix Wright, it will be fun defeating you in the courtroom. Judge Joe Brown: Please little lady, no small talk. Von Karma *Cracks her whip*: What was that? Judge Joe Brown: I thought this was suppose to have Final Fantasy characters, I didn't want to have to deal with these psychos. Ah well, the prosecution may now make its case. Von Karma: I intend to. I only need to bring up one, decisive witness to sink this case... I call... Zidane, Tribal! *Zidane makes his way up to the stand* Von Karma: Please, tell the court everything you told me. Zidane: Ok. Well anyway... I was walking to the kitchen, nothing really seemed outta place. Then when I got to the kitchen table I saw RedXIII I noticed he was eating something, and asked him what it was. He responded it was an odd kind of cracker because it tasted like corn. That made it obvious he ate Corncracker. Judge Joe Brown: That seemed to be quite the testimony, does the defense still wish to keep its "not guilty" plea? Phoenix Wright: Yes, your honor. Von Karma: This is ridiculous! Zidane's testimony should eliminate the need for a cross examination all together!   Phoenix Wright: I demand my Cross Examination! Judge Joe Brown: Okay, okay, the defense may have a Cross Examination... May the Witness now restate his claims. Zidane: Alright... I was walking to the kitchen, nothing really seemed outta place. Then when I got to the kitchen table I saw RedXIII I noticed he was eating something, and asked him what it was. He responded it was an odd kind of cracker because it tasted like corn.  Phoenix: He said it was odd because it tasted like... corn? Zidane: Yes, that's all he said. Phoenix: Agent Proto, please bring me my evidence case. Agent Proto Talking very fast: Here you go sir! And let me stress it is an honor to work beside you! It is something I've dreamed of my entire life. Really. You didn't have to. Honestly. I'M NOT WORTHY! You are my hero and my- Phoenix: Yes, yes... anyway... Perhaps you can tell me what this is Zidane?  Zidane: It's a picture of CornCracker! Phoenix: Yes, its easy to tell isn't it, mainly because he doesn't look like the Normal Cracker. Can you tell me why? Zidane: He has eyes and a mouth duh. Phoenix: But according to you, the only thing odd with the Cracker that RedXIII had eaten was that it tasted like Corn! Zidane: Right, so? And the weird thing about CornCracker is he has eyes and a mouth! Phoenix: Exactly! Don't you see! In order for the Cracker RedXIII to have eaten to be CornCracker, it had to have eyes and a mouth, which he surely would've noticed, and pointed out to you when he was going over the things about about the Cracker he was eating! So... RedXIII did NOT eat CornCracker! Von Karma:  B-B-But...To be continued... |
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