Math Humor!

Jessweeee♪ · 04-10-2008, 04:50 AM

I want to see some cheesy math humor here!

EEEEEK

Aerith's Knight · 04-10-2008, 05:05 AM

lawl i actually laughed.

you want physics humor?

Two atoms sit in a bar.

atom1: are you sure you dont want another beer?
atom2: Im positive.

Jessweeee♪ · 04-10-2008, 05:18 AM

Haw haw haw!

blackmage_nuke · 06:17 AM

i says to pi "Be rational"
Pi says to i "get real"

Why did the mathemetician become a preist,
He was given a sine

Why dont asymptotes get pulled over?
They dont go over the limit

Why dont pessimists get laid?
You cant root something thats negative

I have hundreds of these but i cant remember them at the moment

edit: A number that always turns greater than or equal to zero walks into a bar and orders a beer and the bartender says "are you sure?" and he says "absolutely!"

A mathemetician was asked the most significant memory he had and he says
"When i learnt to difrentiate it was a real turning point in my life"

I made a most of these up myself

Aerith's Knight · 04-10-2008, 06:18 AM

This is the biggest physics joke i could find..

total physics fail!

thats mighty fast.. i get why it crashed now.

o_O · 04-10-2008, 08:37 AM

Why do mathematicians have trouble telling the difference between Christmas and Halloween?

Because 25 Dec = 31 Oct.

blackmage_nuke · 04-10-2008, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by o_O ^

Why do mathematicians have trouble telling the difference between Christmas and Halloween?

Because 25 Dec = 31 Oct.

OMG!! Everytime i hear this one the coincidence cotinues to amaze me

Vivisteiner · 04-10-2008, 01:18 PM

^I dont get it.

i says to pi "Be rational"
Pi says to i "get real"

lmao

Did you hear the amazing mathematician who solved this:

n^2 = nsinx

n = sinx

sinx = six
n

Jessweeee♪ Grounded Forever Location: Hey! So THAT'S where the sock went!	#1 Math Humor! I want to see some cheesy math humor here!
04-10-2008, 04:50 AM

Aerith's Knight The last real knight Location: The Netherlands	#2 (permalink) lawl i actually laughed. you want physics humor? Two atoms sit in a bar. atom1: are you sure you dont want another beer? atom2: Im positive.
04-10-2008, 05:05 AM

Jessweeee♪ Grounded Forever Location: Hey! So THAT'S where the sock went!	#3 (permalink) Haw haw haw!
04-10-2008, 05:18 AM

Aerith's Knight The last real knight Location: The Netherlands	#5 (permalink) This is the biggest physics joke i could find.. total physics fail! thats mighty fast.. i get why it crashed now.
04-10-2008, 06:18 AM

o_O Site Staff nerd Location: New Zealand	#6 (permalink) Why do mathematicians have trouble telling the difference between Christmas and Halloween? Because 25 Dec = 31 Oct.
04-10-2008, 08:37 AM

blackmage_nuke That's me!! Location: Yes	#7 (permalink) Originally Posted by o_O ^ Why do mathematicians have trouble telling the difference between Christmas and Halloween? Because 25 Dec = 31 Oct. OMG!! Everytime i hear this one the coincidence cotinues to amaze me
04-10-2008, 11:11 AM

Vivisteiner Steiner is God Location: Vivi	#8 (permalink) ^I dont get it. i says to pi "Be rational" Pi says to i "get real" lmao Did you hear the amazing mathematician who solved this: n^2 = nsinx n = sinx sinx = six n
04-10-2008, 01:18 PM