Math Humor! - Page 4

blackmage_nuke · 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet ^

My favorite is the proof that girls are evil:

As someone else (probably on this forum) has commented. If its time and money shouldnt it be time + money?

Edit:

Jessweeee♪ · 04-11-2008, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight ^

I have no idea how to put in the note.. so youll have to excuse me.

and you guys say AK anyway.

Aw it's fine. I'm just sad that it says Baby Jasweeee by my Wii friend code D:

Vivisteiner · 04-11-2008, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet ^

As someone else (probably on this forum) has commented. If its time and money shouldnt it be time + money?

Its maths. And we all know mathematicians just do what they damn well please so that they get the answer they feel like seeing.

Flying Mullet · 04-11-2008, 11:17 PM

Aerith's Knight · 04-11-2008, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by Vivisteiner ^

Why do things have mass?

Because of Higgs boson.

What happens when you move one entangled photon?

Another one moves, even if its millions of miles away.

Whats the difference between matter and energy?

Nothing, tbh.

How much of Vivisteiner's brain is made of empty space?

Almost all of it.

Whats the fourth dimension?

Time

How many times does an electron spin round to reach its starting place?

Twice

....

Wait a sec, these arent jokes. They're true!

Vivisteiner · 04-12-2008, 12:15 AM

^That wasnt funny. It's true.

If you're so clever, care to tell me why?

And if you're even cleverer, explain the answer to my last question.

blackmage_nuke · 04-12-2008, 07:47 AM

Why does 4 move less than H?

Because 4 is number!!!!

Physics one:
The speed of light is sitting at the end of a bar and a guy walks in and asks the bartender
"is he always here?"
and the bartended says
"constantly!"

PuPu · 04-12-2008, 07:51 PM

I've seen a t-shirt that said "5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions" before. That's about it.

blackmage_nuke That's me!! Location: Yes	#25 Originally Posted by Flying Mullet ^ My favorite is the proof that girls are evil: As someone else (probably on this forum) has commented. If its time and money shouldnt it be time + money? Edit: Last edited by blackmage_nuke; 04-11-2008 at 02:56 PM.
04-11-2008, 02:48 PM

Jessweeee♪ Grounded Forever Location: Hey! So THAT'S where the sock went!	#26 (permalink) Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight ^ I have no idea how to put in the note.. so youll have to excuse me. and you guys say AK anyway. Aw it's fine. I'm just sad that it says Baby Jasweeee by my Wii friend code D:
04-11-2008, 03:15 PM

Vivisteiner Steiner is God Location: Vivi	#27 (permalink) Originally Posted by Flying Mullet ^ As someone else (probably on this forum) has commented. If its time and money shouldnt it be time + money? Its maths. And we all know mathematicians just do what they damn well please so that they get the answer they feel like seeing.
04-11-2008, 10:36 PM

Flying Mullet Site Staff Cid's Knight this space for rent Location: Finding my monkey cage exit strategy	#28 (permalink)
04-11-2008, 11:17 PM

Vivisteiner Steiner is God Location: Vivi	#30 (permalink) ^That wasnt funny. It's true. If you're so clever, care to tell me why? And if you're even cleverer, explain the answer to my last question.
04-12-2008, 12:15 AM

blackmage_nuke That's me!! Location: Yes	#31 (permalink) Why does 4 move less than H? Because 4 is number!!!! Physics one: The speed of light is sitting at the end of a bar and a guy walks in and asks the bartender "is he always here?" and the bartended says "constantly!"
04-12-2008, 07:47 AM

PuPu Don't read this sentence. Location: A Lot of Places, like those with Elixers	#32 (permalink) I've seen a t-shirt that said "5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions" before. That's about it.
04-12-2008, 07:51 PM