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    Draw the Drapes Recognized Member rubah's Avatar
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    Default We all live in TeePees

    1) Do you use the last piece of toilet paper that you pretty much have to scrap off the roll to use?

    2) Do you then use the roll, if that last bit wasn't enough?

    3) Are you always polite and replace the empty roll with a fresh one?

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    1) eww, no

    2) eww, no

    3) eww, no

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    What, rubah blue totem-head? What? No, of course not!
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    i just get a new one out if it runs out
    I made one myself for a change! Although you can probably tell that..

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    I use a wet rag on a stick.

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    1) Yes.

    2) Ewww no way.

    3)....Sometimes....

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    Are you threatening me? My bunghole will not wait!
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    1) Sometimes
    2) No
    3) Yes

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    1) NEVER.

    2) IMPOSSIBLE.

    3) I don't know!.
    I <3 you Polaris
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    I have a toilet that shoots water up into your butt hole making it nice and clean

    You know... i think it's called a french toilet or something. It just shoots a nice, relaxing jet stream right into where-the-sun-don't-shine.

    Indeed, i spend more time on there then actually doing Mother Nature's 'Other Business'.

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    1. Yes. Because it would be wasteful if I didn't.

    2. No. Though it would be wasteful to not do so, that's just a bit to far even for me.

    3. Yes. If I didn't my 3 female roommates would definitely nag me to death.


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    Using the roll would permanently damage your anus most likely.

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    PPTP means Point To Point Tunnelling Protocol, not the outhouse on a reservation.

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    I use three seashells.

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    How's that virtual sex working out for you?

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