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Thread: Aeris the Flower Girl? More like Weed Girl if you ask me.

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    Default Aeris the Flower Girl? More like Weed Girl if you ask me.

    Well, just think about it. When you first meet her, she's all like "omg don't fite on my pretti flowers!!1 you are the ruining them! STOP IT"
    Well, what if this isn't flowers? I seriously doubt it. The church is no longer in use, and I don't see a more perfect place to grow one's weed. This also explains why she tries to sell "flowers" on the street, and possibly why people talk about the glow in Cloud's eyes. After all, he did buy one of her flowers.

    I'm also led to believe that the ancients in general are the street-word for "drug dealer". This would explain the frequent deaths and prosecutions.

    Your thoughts?


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    xD It's true! This is the best FFVII thread ever.

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    No way, DUDE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
    This is the best FFVII thread ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
    xD It's true! This is the best FFVII thread ever.

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    Aww. Poor Aeris. Never recieved that labotomy she asked for.

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    At least Tseng was temporarily successful in stopping Aeris' shadowy deals. Nothing could protect him, however, from Sephiroth, a drug lord like no other.

    Then, of course, once Aeris had given away his secrets....
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    Cloud: *smokes weed* dude, check out this dog dude... hahahaha, dogs talk... hit some of this sh*t on him...
    REDXII: wtf is this?
    Cloud: medicine of life man...
    REDXIII: *smokes some of clouds weed* dude... how come i see a bar of snickers in front of me dude...
    Barret: THATS ME YOU @#$&#! JACKASS

    oh, good times of smoking weed. Pot heads on adventures, NEVER gets old

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    OMG...*watches Aeris* And then she tries her luck in FFT, that is probably why Sephy killed her, she was too much of a competitor.


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    It's always the quiet ones...

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    Aeris wasn't really the quiet one. Then again, I suppose Tifa spent enough time with Aeris for her to start....

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    I think maybe Tifa was a prostitute, it is the oldest proffesion around. Aeris was not quiet...Sephy was...kinda...


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    This thread makes me smile.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    It all makes so much sense, I can't believe I didn't see it before.

    That hippy Aeris, I bet she was hitting the bong right before Sephy came lookin' for her.

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    Yes, and that is why Cloud had that weird dream about her and the forest, he was stoned. I think she wasn't praying before she died, I think she may have been hiding her stash.


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