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    Default Elections: The Badass Mother smurfers Party

    Do you play video games? Are you pudgy and paste-like in any fashion? Do you sneer at people who like guns, even if they don't use them? Do you go days between showers? Do you actually like being this way?

    Then get the hell up out of my thread, punkass bitches.

    I represent not the party of the future, not the party of the past, but the party of get your ugly, slow ass out of my face. We drive fast (in Gran Turismo), we call-shot head (in Dungeons and Dragons), and we wear leather jackets and motorcycle boots, even when the weather is fair.

    We are the Badass Mother smurfers.
    As a political party, we support the people's right to gel their hair, wear red lipstick and/or leather jackets, practice kung fu moves on punkass bitches, and talk as much game as possible.

    Samuel L. Jackson, as the most Badass Mother smurfer of them all, is exemplary of our position on life. Whether fighting for galactic justice with a purple light saber, or killing white boys eating Hawaiian cheeseburgers with a god-like vengeance, he exudes Badassery in all he does.

    Other notable badasses include James Dean, Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, and me. Because I rock the house.

    So, in browsing among the parties you wish to join, feel free to investigate other platforms and ideologies, but please remember; you don't need ideologies when you kick this much ass.

    UPDATES
    As of May 6 at 11:39 p.m. EST
    Following is the breakdown of groups with the section leaders.

    General:
    Section Leader: Giga Guess
    Members: Raistlin, Garnie, Bad Karma, Ashley Schovitz, Moon Rabbits

    Staff & Reference:
    Section Leader: Del Murder
    Members: Odaisé Gaelach, Bert, Hsu, Miriel, The Fonz

    Nerds in Paradise:
    Section Leader: theundeadhero
    Members: Rengori, DocFrance, IBCrayZ, ~*~Celes~*~, 1337

    The Quickening & the Smell of Fear:
    Section Leader:Enjolras
    Members: Moomba Mistress, Cimanim, Firo Volondé, Breine, SNOOZER,

    The World etc.
    Section Leader: Behold the Void
    Members: foa, Albel, Supergyration!, Owen Macwere
    If you are displeased by being a section leader LET ME KNOW AS SOON AS YOU CAN so I can appoint a new one. Section leaders are responsible for coordinating group ideas, making sure they're good, and submitting them at deadline or before. If you guys come in before deadline that is 100% okay with me. I would like EVERYONE to submit something to me by Monday morning, so I can look it over.

    When groups communicate, remember to PM EVERYONE in the group, not just the group leader. An exchange of ideas is what we're going for here, not just putting all the work on one person. The group leader may divide the work as they see fit.

    Also, remember when you consider your tasks you think about them from the perspective of a badass. Do not break forum rules in submitting your tasks, but be creative and use your own talents. Some of you are hilarious, musical and artistic. I strongly encourage you to use images, badass references, and Bruce Willis in your tasks, rather than just answering questions. Submitting music, mp3s or other things is also acceptable, time permitting.

    Now go and make me proud, Badasses! <3!

    [strike]UPDATE: Staff & Reference section has been disbanded, and all members aside from Del and Miriel have been given the boot due to non-participation. You suck.[/strike]
    Nevermind.

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    Even the rocktastic surfer lingo just can't do the Badass Mothersmurfers party justice. There are no words. This one's going to be something to watch out for.

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    I almost Wanna Join. But I don't like Clint Eastwood (Well, except the Song)

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    Clint Eastwood is hurt by your remark, but he is such a badass he cannot cry.

    If you joined, you would make him feel better.

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    But I want him to suffer. Besides, I have my Neko PArty.

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    Cat People vs. Badass Mother smurfers? Are you kidding me?

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    Sexy Cat People thank you.

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    The Badass Mother 4000: Twice As Fast As Your Ass

    I'm in, babe.


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    You mean wanna be pimps and furries against all of Sparta (read the party I'm in).....lmao right you gotta be joking?

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    You don't seem so badass to me.

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    I'm thinkin' it's time for some attitude a'justment round here boys...
    :x_x: :shoot:

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    Stop Stop you see you are just not badass enough yet you must wait...

    *read in phony dutch accent*

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    I offer you and your followers one last chance to repent, and join us as we achieve transcendence.

    However, stand against us, and you will be destroyed. Such is the fate of all the enemies of the Brotherhood.
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    The Badasses will rule the highways, but they will be defeated on the water!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjolras View Post

    I'm thinkin' it's time for some attitude a'justment round here boys...
    :x_x: :shoot:
    That is what I'm freaking talking about.

    Welcome about, Stu-baby. And that girl of yours is more than welcome to come along.

    Iceglow, I would say I hate to break this to you, but I really don't hate it at all. The Spartans were alright, but they had exactly on the Mongols. In the world of EoFF, my party represents the Mongols, with leather jackets. We will devour you.

    New idea for the thread, post pictures of yourself being a badass! I'll get some soon, I hope.

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