smurfing hell that reminds me as well those spooty little penis midges or flies or whatever the smurf you want to call them that come into your room in the summer at night when you've got a window open and start dive bombing your monitor/tv because OH MY GOD LIGHT A LIGHT SOURCE I MUST FLY INTO IT ENDLESSLY AND MAYBE SOON I WILL FIND MY WINGED GOD OF ASSHOLERY WHY AM I BOUNCING OFF OF THE LIGHT I DON'T UNDERSTAND I MUST KEEP BOUNCING OFF OF IT UNTIL I FIND MY SAVIOUR
and then they have the nerve to go and spread like three times more blood and filth over the god damn screen than can actually be in their midget bodies when you get fed up of trying to shoo them away and smack them with a paper or something jesus h christ why do these things exist. as if spiders need food anyway
I AM ANGRY