god, Spiff, now you have me anxiously awaiting April first. >=o
That would be great, though.
EDIT: I mean, if EoFF staff can start an April Fool's joke weeks beforehand, why not South Park?
Sorry for the double-post, but I just found <a href="http://hammeroftruth.com/2006/03/21/something-rotten-in-south-park/">this article</a> that attempts to shine some light on the Isaac Hayes situation. One Fox News article (unconfirmed, as far as I know) said that Hayes suffered a stroke and was in the hospital.
<b>Edit by Kishi: Just edit, you jerk.</b>