Thinking about getting a robot arm, need advice

[Remulak]

What is the price range for a futuristic robot arm, capable of operating under extreme environmental conditions and possibly near an event horizon of a black hole
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</br> also want to be able to throw a fastball at my neighbor's window but make it look like an accident, can robot arm help me do that?
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</br> desires for robot arm:
</br> +Class-B Titanium couplings
</br> +Zero Point Energy Module power core
</br> +Disruptor Style fingertips, possibly Ion based
</br> +link to google satellites
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</br> Do not want:
</br> - Meat smelling exhaust, need to decrease the number of dogs that follow me around
</br> - too much robotic arm hair, or too little
</br> - I want the pinky finger to be 1.5 times the length of the index finger for reasons I cannot get into right now

[Tavrobel]

I say go with a robot machine-gun arm. It'll last longer.

[Remulak]

Think about how much better it would be if I had a robot arm and was one-arm climbing up a mountain to see you and my shirt was fluttering through the air behind me like a cape and I was screaming "HANG ON TAVROBEL, I WILL BE THERE IN JUST A SECOND"

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Then I propel myself through the air using the power of the robot arm and in mid-air I fire off a couple disruptor rounds into the robot sentinels holding you captive.

[Nominus Experse]

I would suggest the Missing Score myself

[Rantz]

I've got this stick if you want to buy.

[erikramza]

Can said robot arm transform into a robot baseball cap?
It should be able to do this thing.

[Christmas]

Oh, the naughty things that u are gonna do with it.