Devil Man was being very clever and very educational and reading yet another news paper today. Devil Man likes reading newspapers because it makes him feel very clever and intelligent (
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), but one article made him annoyed.
Now... you must understand... Devil Man LOVES women!
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Yes! He adores women and thinks they are the greatest of all Mother Natures creations! Even better then chocolate cake!
But what Devil Man fails to understand is why women make such a fuss over child-birth.
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Why, why, why, whyyyyyyy do women always complain about popping out a baby and moan about the pain they go through? It makes Devil Man appreciate the beauty of women a little bit less.
For you see... this article that provoked Devil Man's wrath was yet ANOTHER ONE, THE SEVENTH ONE HE READ THIS WEEK, where a woman had just given birth, moaned about the pain, how hard labour is etc, etc...
A child is a gift of Mother Nature! You should pop out a baby with a smile on your face, oh beautiful goddesses! You should not whinge about how painful it is. You should go *pop!* smile, and hold baby proudly in your arms!
So Devil Man would like to ask... why do women make such a fuss over Child Birth? It can't be that hard, can it?