NO THOSE HEETHANS!
NO THOSE HEETHANS!
Like all moral Americans, I'm concerned with preserving the sanctity of lunch, though we must remember that Jesus teaches that "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God". It is a well-known fact that gays are in general wealthier than the population at large and therefore doubly in danger of being consigned forever to the fire that burns but does not consume. For the benefit of their immortal souls, then, it is important that they be free (and encouraged) to spend their money on hamburgers. The major shareholders and executives of the food production and service corporations are already good Christians, as evidenced by their generous support for the Republican Party, which makes them perfectly free to accumulate wealth without angering God. These wise leaders understand that a ban on the consumption of hamburgers by gays would lead to the loss of a valuable market segment, and when combined with the recent rise in the rate of Hamburglary, would significantly diminish the revenue of all sectors of the food industry, forcing businesses to cut jobs. We can see, then, that preventing homosexuals from buying hamburgers will increase their wickedness, deprive godly businessmen of honest profits, and create a new crop of jobless single mother welfare queens who have more and more children to increase their government benefits and then start getting abortions just for variety. In short, if we don't do all we can to encourage all Americans to eat hamburgers, the terrorists win.
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So long as there's cheese, lettuce and tomato involved with a great selection of 'condom'mentOriginally Posted by Flying Mullet
involved.
DIBBS ON THE A-1 SAUCE!!!!
If these gay men and women are Hindi- then no, they're not allowed to eat hamburger.
The rest of us are allowed to. Unless we have sex with them. In public.
Yes. When two women enjoy a hamburger together, that is so hot.
Only if they are Hindi! And it is better all arround than a gay man eating a hot dog imho.
I agree...
Sex?
O SNAPSAUCE
Yes, bless their little souls. They should serve hamburgers in gay bars, too.
They do, but not without way too many "put your meat in between my buns" jokes, sadly.
I have NO idea what this nonsensical topic is about, but I have decided that you, Flying Mullet, shouldn't be allowed to eat hamburgers.
This is not about me. This is about whether Gay Men and Gay Women should be allowed to eat hamburgers. Stay on topic!
But we're ALL Gay men and Gay women inside, Mullety.This is not about me. This is about whether Gay Men and Gay Women should be allowed to eat hamburgers. Stay on topic!
I always thought gay men invented everything with meat between two buns. They also have extra gerkin!
Ahem...
Last edited by Quindiana Jones; 09-29-2006 at 05:03 PM. Reason: Summat about lesbians and sausage rolls...
As long as they track, hunt, kill, bake, then eat the beef I've got no queries.
As long as they make their own bread, too.
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