What was the most profound/funny/ridiculus fortune you ever got?
Mine said:
"Come back later, I am sleeping. (yes, cookies need their sleep too.)"
TRUE! I have to scan it in for proof, but i really got this one.
Fortune Cookie Fortunes!
What was the most profound/funny/ridiculus fortune you ever got?
Mine said:
"Come back later, I am sleeping. (yes, cookies need their sleep too.)"
TRUE! I have to scan it in for proof, but i really got this one.
~Ye must desire respite from thy empty existence. Thou shalt have it.~
One of the favors at my wedding was raspberry fortune cookies, containing the following fifteen custom fortunes:
1) Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
2) The giraffe you thought you offended last week is willing to be nuzzled today.
3) Ask forgiveness today. Tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.
4) Stand up to be seen, speak up to be heard, shut up to be appreciated.
5) If at first you don't succeed, give up. It's no use being a damn fool.
6) Your emotional nature is strong and emotional.
7) Your eyes will soon be sparking, keep them open.
8) You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.
9) Magic time is created when an unconventional person comes.
10) Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.
11) Never wear your best pants when you fight for freedom.
12) Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily.
13) If the shoe fits, it's probably yours.
14) You are not illiterate.
15) No fortune today. Even cookies need a rest.
"<i>11) Never wear your best pants when you fight for freedom.</i>"
xDDDD
"Ssoorrrryy, dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh oonn.."
Lucky numbers: 24, 3, 47, 11, 5, 36
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WOW.
~Ye must desire respite from thy empty existence. Thou shalt have it.~
"You are a happy man."
mine was a confucianism...that i'd rather not post...i'm not sure if it really is or not, i should look it up....google time
I think that's the one I got in my cookie. Or at least, the second cookie. The first didn't have a fortune. Which means I'm... fortuneless?Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I think Cid got #8, and someone else at our table got #1. But the one I received doesn't match up with any of these.
I don't think it is all that profound/funny/ridiculus, but I got one that said, "A refreshing change is in your future," the day before I got my first job.
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#11 was my personal favorite, btw.
Really? That's the exact list I sent to the cookie-making-people. I swear if they screwed it up I'll sue.I think Cid got #8, and someone else at our table got #1. But the one I received doesn't match up with any of these.
Mine said that I would get something good in the future on account of my charm. I ended up giving it to Kalen.
" 7 days...."
Fortune cookie LOL
...Geddit?
"Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."
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