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    Ok so if Sephiroth was real in the real world but didnt look like the FFVII version, it was just an man with the same mind as Seph has.

    What do you think he would look like? Sound like? Walk like? Think like? etc?

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    Quote Originally Posted by a nirvana fan
    Ok so if Sephiroth was real in the real world but didnt look like the FFVII version, it was just an man with the same mind as Seph has.

    What do you think he would look like? Sound like? Walk like? Think like? etc?
    He would: look like Ronald McDonald, sound like two goats singing Aerosmith's "Dream On," walk like one of those sticky rubber octopi that you press to the fridge and watch it crawl down, think like 'Kim what's his name' the autistic savant who inspired the Dustin Hoffman Rainman character, etc.


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    Chris: "That would explain all the gravity."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephiroth's Cage
    lol! awesome! ....OK, so I was a little off in my description.


    Brian: "If I remember correctly, this is the Physics Department."
    Chris: "That would explain all the gravity."

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    - Adolf Hitler
    - Osama Bin Laden
    - Saddam Hussein

    ...the anti-christ? some religious fanatic, political fanatic, and a host of loony bins. eventually, i don't know why despair likes to follow, but that's how it is.

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    Oh, he'd probably be a celebrity, and would appear on various chat shows. "So, Sephiroth, you recently summoned a meteor to destroy the entire human race and bring about the apocalypse. Tell us about that." Heck, he's halfway there already, what with his adoring army of teen girls.

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    Honestly, nowadays he still really could be attractive for the girls because he's really sexy and impressive but also wearing a sort of clothes like Neo in Matrix
    I don't think his aim might be different from the game
    *Pourquoi craindre la douleur de la mort soudaine,alors que la douleur de toute une vie est plus longue?*

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    What a random question I think he'd be a nobody till he appeared in the Big Brother house and killed everyone in there ... then cried for his mummy.

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    Maybe homosexual?

    He'd lose the long silver hair though. And pretty sure he wouldn't be able to travel anywhere much, unless by horse. But come on, swinging a long-ass sword in public, that just won't pass. He'll have a gun. And be secretive. Mafioso, maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~
    What a random question I think he'd be a nobody till he appeared in the Big Brother house and killed everyone in there ... then cried for his mummy.
    "YOU WON'T LET ME HAVE MY BOTTLED MASAMUNE!"

    ...oh god, did I really just contribute to an FFVII/Big Brother crossover? Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go poor some bleach into my ears to prevent this ever occuring again.

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    "YOU WON'T LET ME HAVE MY BOTTLED MASAMUNE!"

    ...oh god, did I really just contribute to an FFVII/Big Brother crossover? Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go poor some bleach into my ears to prevent this ever occuring again.
    I'll join you! My ears need a good scrub after hearing their hight pitched ranting coming from my living room!

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    I'd take his sword, obviously. I'd rather have Kitten Sith be real however. ( )

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    I have a friend nicknamed Sephy, Seph, Shiny etc. he loves to mess with people mantally, loves to destroy things and is my Boyfriends best friend/rival lol.

    so scary he wore a kilt (it was really a plade skirt he got from a girl) for a school play, and no one 'outside' his inner circle laughed at him, cause during that fight scene, he was doing Cloud's stances but one missed block by the other guy and his 'love taps' would have turned into one 'ell of a bruise (good thing they where flimsy fake swords lol).
    my name is not a typo, its a nickname from my BF, Squall

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