It's been so long since you had some kind of uprising and I'm getting bored, dammit. Why aren't you guys freaking out about anything? Post your thoughts on why this place needs a revolution and how you should go about it.

I think this place needs a revolution purely because I'm bored. Of course, I can't go about it, because I'm one of the people you'd be revolting against.

How would you kick Staff butt?