Yeah, as the title is one, what are some of the great one liners you know?
Simple enough. They can be funny, ironic, punny, or whatever works.
Yeah, as the title is one, what are some of the great one liners you know?
Simple enough. They can be funny, ironic, punny, or whatever works.
Its time to blast off into the wide world of doing nothing!
I heard this the other day on TV.
Female officer: "Sir! Our shields have been penetrated!"
Captain: "I'll penetrate YOU"
btw bipper Cricket>Tennis
WASIM AKRAM!!!
That isn't a one liner btw. A one liner cannot rely on any pre-dialog. They must be self standing, and make sence. They should not be more than a sentance; but I personally don't care if they are
I don't like tennis, and I have barley even heard of cricket. Tennis wins by default!
Reine; Bipper > all
lol mulley, nice reference to the greatest thread in eoff history
bipper
Wasim > all
Kyono will back me up!
Anyway, to think of a true one liner then...
Your a cool wave in an ocean of awesomeness
Lv.3 Slime Knight! Slurp!
~Revolution~
Well AARON!! XD ~ crashNUMBERS
A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark.
"you're my..pimp..dad..asshat and god"
What a friend said to me xD
As a tennis player, that thread title is like a slap in the face to me.
Here's a neat one liner.
[q]Those who do remember tradition will find new ways to screw it up.
- Charles Wolfe[/q]
My favourite:
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. In my office I have a work station...
isn't that a line from Wimbeldon - the movie
I posted this on my door @ work. /winOriginally Posted by Mittopotahis
"Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze."