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<i>Wha ha ha ha! No one can stop me and my precious hurricane!"</i>
<i>"Mr. President. I'm afraid that Rita is more powerful than we thought." </i>
<i>"o rly? How so?"</i>
<i>"It appears she has powered herself up to a catagory five and is proceeding to take over the lower region of the united states." </i>
<i>"Ha ha ha ha! Soon the Unites States shall belong to me!" </i>
"..."
<i>"Mr President?..." </i>
<i>"Send in the Power Rangers"</i>
<b>*Power Rangers Theme*</b>
<i>"Good luck, Rangers"</i>
<i>"What?! The Power Rangers?!" </i>
<b>Red Ranger:</b> <i>"Alright guys! Let's stop this witch!"</i>
<b>Rest:</b> <i>"Right!" </i>
<i>"You won't beat me and my hurricane!"</i>
<i>"Hurricane?"</i>
<i>"WTF?" </i>
<i>"Use your Dragonzord!!" </i>
<i>"I likes Dragonzord." </i>
<i>"ROOOOOOAAARRRRZZZ!!!!11one!1"</i>
<i>"Oh noes!"</i>
<i>"Mr. President I believe we are winning!" </i>
<i>"I can't watch!!!"</i>
<i>"Ha Ha, Dragonzord is no match for my Category 5 Hurricane!" </i>
<i>"I believe in you, Power Rangers."</i>
<i>"R-ROARZ! Dragonzord can't take anymore!"</i>
<i>"Shall we evacuate the Gulf Coast Mr. President?" </i>
<i>"No. No. Wait until the Power Rangers unleash their weapons of mass destruction." </i>
<i>"But sir, wouldn't that still cost us thousands of lives?" </i>
<i>"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?" </i>
<i>"Ready to give up the United states to me?!?" </i>
"..."
<i>"Well, are you?" </i>
"..."
<i>"...???"</i>
"..."
<i>"...???!!!" </i>
"..."
<i>"...?!?!?!!!"</i>
<b>Cheney:</b> <i>"No." </i>
<i>"NO!!!" </i>
<i>"Only I can sentence the citizens of Texas to death." </i>
<i>"Send all available troops to the Gulf Coast immediately to assist the Power Rangers." </i>
"<i>Sir, everyone's fighting Iraq right now." </i>
<i>"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?" </i>
<b>Red Ranger:</b> <i>"Crap, we're all doomed"</i>
<i>"Sergent, lik, what's the status?" </i>
<b> Sergent:</b> <i>"Seems like the hurricane is approaching. The Power Rangers deployed their Megazord by the coast, sir."</i>
<i>"Oh Snapz! Megaz0rz Go!!!" </i>
<i>"Sir, is the Megazord enuff?" </i>
<i>"You underes...under-est...und...undesti...condemn teh Power Ranj0rz? You sir are stripped of your rank!" </i>
<b>Red Ranger:</b> <i>"Alright guys. Let's tame this hurricane!" </i>
<i>"Not so fast, Rangers! Goldar! Go and protect my hurricane!" </i>
<i>"I like gooooooooooooold." </i>
<b>*Who0o0o0o0o0o0o0osh*</b>
<i>"May god save America...!" </i>
<b>Tiger Woods:</b> <i>"y hullo Mr. Pres. Wana gawlf? lolololo"</i>
<i>"HECKS YEAH!" </i>
<b>Bush:</b> <i>"g2g brb" </i>
<i>"...eff?" </i>
<b>All:</b> <i>"The president is LEAVING?" </i>
<i>"George Bush doesn't care about Black Rangers!" </i>
<i>hmm...guess it's up to me." </i>
<i>"Hecko, Cali?" </i>
<b> Later that day...</b>
<b> All in Megazord:</b> <i>"Who the heck?!" </i>
<i>"yaa, zee whit housse cawled mee. Look liek yoo Powaa Rawingaz neeed heckp." </i>
<i>"Hasta La Vista, Rita!"</i>
Originally Posted by Disenfranchised minority ranger
