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    Quote Originally Posted by ThroneofDravaris

    Shortest-

    My Life
    Aeris Gainsborough
    Piece of genius XD

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    Default Books!

    Short:
    How to kill Things-Black Mage

    How to make your game seem like a Parody of Star Wars-Emperor Palmecia

    How to be Spoony-Edward

    Guide to Being a NPC-TaT guy.

    Long
    Girls I've hitted on-Edgar Figaro

    How to get Crappy Swords-Gilgamesh

    How to live with only Your hand alive-Goblez
    Onion Kid For Life.

    Lets spam cids usernotes!! Spread the love and copy this to your sig!!
    Ogm Tucking Fypos!

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    Longest:

    Hair Gel and You
    -Cloud Strife

    Beauty Sleep and the Art of Hibernation
    -Celes Chere, Vincent Valentine

    Stick and Stones May Break My Bones, but Whips and Chains Are Sexy
    -Quistis Trepe

    How To Successfully Not Do Your Own Dirty Work
    Sephiroth, Sorceress Ultimecia, Garland

    Weapons? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Weapons!
    Sabin Rene Figaro, Tifa Lockheart, Zell Dincht, Rikku....

    Shortest:

    CONVERSATION
    -Fujin

    Awesome Dye Jobs
    -Paine, Seymour Guado, Terra Branford, Faris.....

    You Use This Diet, You Lose Much Weight
    -Quina Quen

    101 Ways To Defeat Your Enemy
    -Tonberry

    Effective Ways To Make New Friends
    -Squall Leonhart

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeeDRankLou
    How To Successfully Not Do Your Own Dirty Work
    Sephiroth, Sorceress Ultimecia, Garland
    Quote Originally Posted by SeeDRankLou
    Effective Ways To Make New Friends
    -Squall Leonhart
    Quote Originally Posted by SeeDRankLou
    CONVERSATION
    -Fujin
    Hahaha...I really liked those ones

    Quote Originally Posted by SeeDRankLou
    101 Ways To Defeat Your Enemy
    -Tonberry
    It can't be that short if its 101 Ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeeDRankLou
    Longest:

    Hair Gel and You
    -Cloud Strife


    Shortest:

    CONVERSATION
    -Fujin



    Effective Ways To Make New Friends
    -Squall Leonhart
    xD!


    "People Always Lie" - House MD.

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    I loved the Fujin one. Buy the tape cassette and get a free forward by Ward.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Embracing the Godess within~ Kuja

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    Shortest:

    “The Modern Discussion About Bioethics”
    by Prof. Hojo of Shinra – Foreword by Lucrecia V.

    “How I Quit Smoking”
    by Cid Highwind

    “A Guide to Personality”
    by FF1 Team

    “Black Materia: An In-Depth Study Based On My Pre-Gaea Crater Observations”
    by Cloud Strife

    “How To Get The Girl Of Your Dreams”
    by Kain Highwind and Vincent Valentine

    Longest:

    “Home-made Remedies Against Insomnia”
    by Vincent Valentine

    “The Problem Of Life After Death: Does Such a Thing Actually Exist?”
    by Auron

    “The Gentle Art of Making Enemies”
    by various authors – Foreword by Garland

    “Find Yourself”
    by Cloud Strife

    “The Midgets: A New Wonderful World Unveiled”
    by FF3 team

    “The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Thorough Analysis of a Masterwork From a Real Lover”
    by Kuja

    “The Revised and Improved Swearword Dictionary”
    by B. Wallace, C. Highwind and Z. Dincht

    “A Guide To Woman Self-Defense”
    by Rydia and Yang’s Wife

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    I'm thinking destai's is classic xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by werecanary
    “The Revised and Improved Swearword Dictionary”
    by B. Wallace, C. Highwind and Z. Dincht
    Thats a cheap rip off of mine...

    Quote Originally Posted by Yuripa
    Our Memorable Quotes which don't contain curses - Compiled by C. Highwind, B. Wallace and Z. Dincht.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah
    I'm thinking destai's is classic xD
    aww shucks :skull3:

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    Longest:

    Solving Problems Through Stabbity Means - Black Mage (8-Bit Theater reference)

    Cowboy Action Shooting: A comprehensive guide to ammunition, guns, accessories and technique -Irvine Kinneas & Vincent Valentine

    How to 'Lose' Friends and Alienate People -Various authors with FWD by Sephiroth

    The Theory and Practice of Airship Design -Cid, Cid Highwind, Cid Fabool, Cid of the Al Bhed....

    Shortest:

    The Art of Sticking Pointy Things Into Fleshy Things: with 20 pages of easy to follow instructions and illustrations that even a brain-dead snail could understand -Fighter (Okay, I kinda ripped this one off from 8-Bit theater...)

    Modest Fashion Designs for Ladies -Rosa, Rikku & Paine

    Self-Discipline via Zen Meditation -Selphie Tilmitt

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    How to completely forget childhood aquaintances
    Squall, Irvine, Quistis, Selphie, Zell, Rinoa and Seifer

    Knowledge of Spira
    Maechen

    Shortest

    Love Thy Neighbor
    Algus

    The Many uses of The Proof Of Omega
    Omega Weapon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hikaro Takayama
    The Theory and Practice of Airship Design -Cid, Cid Highwind, Cid Fabool, Cid of the Al Bhed....
    You forgot Cid, Cid and possibly Cid.

    (and let's not forget the ever famous. . .MID)

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    Differences between Thief and Treasure Hunter by Locke Cole. I'll leave that one up to the imagination as far as length is concerned.

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