I, like BoB agree that the three main phases should be:
1. Power struggle (soon - March 24-25)
a. Starts in Feedback, perhaps two staffers should have an open argument over something
i. Should be BoB and Shlup, since they are the most active participators in Feedback arguments
b. Trickles out into the forums in the form of opening/closing threads, sticking/unsticking, editing each other's posts, etc.
i. Could also invlove LJ, and buttering up the victims in aim
c. Make sure you don't stray too far from your own ideals, as Leeza says, be yourself, only to the extreme, and disregard your usual respect and courtesy towards the rest of us
2. Banning of a member causes some staff to quit (March 24-26)
a. I think it should be a staff member and over porn
i. BoB: The thing about me is that not many people outside of staff know what I'm capable of, but if I am wrong about that then I agree with you that it would not make sense that I would post porn
ii. I think kishi would be the best candidate, since he has that nice air of mystery around him that can take care of motive, and there would be much more uproar than if I did it
ii. The post would of course not have any porn, it would quickly be edited by someone else
iii. When people ask to see the subject in question (in im, pm, whatever) we'd have to come up with a reason not to give it, since it doesn't exist
b. The other idea is to ban/un ban ed
i. My gripe with this is that it relies on ed too much and he is unpredictable
ii. It would at least be more believable than banning a staff member
c. This is where 3-5 staff members would quit
i. Need to pick teams (once a. or b. is decided)
ii. Mod those discussed in the 'New Knights' thread as their replacements, but at least allow a day or two to pass beforehand
3. Feedback Forum is removed due to continued uprising (March 26-April 1)
a. The quitter group could argue with the remaining staff, but we should be sure to allow one of the upstarts to start it
b. On April 1 everything goes back to normal with no explanation, with the exception of the new staff members staying, of course