April Fools - Advance planning & ideas - CENSORED THREAD

[RSL]

I'll stay on.

[Del Murder]

'pm me and I'll show you the picture'

Then just never reply. Or reply with something like 'I can't be arsed to find it right now. I'll get it later.' Or just use BoB's description. I think it would be funnier if we only give them bits and pieces and let them speculate, though. 'It was a picture involving tentacles. That's all I'm going to say', 'It had a young girl in it, and I'm quite sure what she was doing was unbecoming for someone of her age', 'It depicted an act illegal in 43 states', etc.

BoB, I agree that your option 1 would be more believable. The only problem is that 3 of those four members are either currently inactive, or just got back from a long period of inactivity. It doesn't seem like that would have as much of an impact as someone as post happy as myself or Yams stepping down.

With option 2 I could quit because you guys removed Feedback, a forum I love to spam in. Yams would be last and he could name any number of reasons: 'No fun without Del', 'I agree with Unne/Leeza', 'Too much drama', etc.

[Del Murder]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=57972

I'm only disagreeing for the sake of disagreeing. I don't actually think it's a good idea. We need to start ruffling the feathers a little here.

[Leeza]

I don't think that we have to say anything about what was on the image. Just 'inappropriate hentai' from the step-down side and something like 'a no nudity hentai image' from the stay-on side. I don't think that we need more details than that.

I have to agree with Del, BoB, about your options. Option 1 has Dr Unne and Daryl who haven't posted much as of late so it wouldn't be as noticable so Option 2 would be the better choice.

Um, we can't have Big D banning Kishi can we? I thought knights couldn't ban other knights?

knights can't ban Knights, but this will just be fake anyways so there really won't be a ban. Just a change in usergroups, right?

[Del Murder]

Yeah, but what do we say when the question comes up? If we claim D is the one who banned him, then that leaves a hole open in our logic, since he is not able to do so. We need to find a way around this.

[Leeza]

You're right. I guess an Admin will have to be the one to do the original banning then. Rooogle? cl_out? Dr Unne?

So this leaves Big D without a reason for leaving, other than the ruling being even discussed in the first place because it was 'So obviously porn!'

[Del Murder]

What about this story:

D is surfing GC (or A&W or whatever) and discovers the image by kishi. He then posts it in the WML and the admin online (let's say Archie for now) bans kishi so that we may discuss the whole thing without him swaying our opinion. Shlup comes in and sees what's going on and unbans kishi immediately, wanting his side of the story. At this point Unne comes back and gets disgusted and bans kishi. Shlup unbans him again and then Unne quits. D obviously sides with Unne and also quits. Then the rest follows.

Or, we can make D an admin for the time being. That way we can also use the corruption of sudden power angle.

[Yamaneko]

You guys create the drama and I'll quit. I hate drama. It's the reason I quit FG staff twice.

[Del Murder]

Excellent.

Is it ok if I bring eest in on it right now? It sure looks as though it's a done deal he's going to be anyway, and I want to hear his ideas since he's a pretty sharp fellow.

[Yamaneko]

Wait, are we telling them that they have a knight position yet?

[Del Murder]

I would not be telling him that part of it.

[crono_logical]

I don't think I should be the one to supposedly ban a knight, doesn't seem normal, especially if I'm not meant to be getting as involved in this as others

[Yamaneko]

at Del

I think Unne should be the one to ban Kishi because he even said that if anyone, including a staff member posted porn, that he would ban them without thinking twice.

[Del Murder]

Yes he did, and that scenario is ideal, but if he isn't around by then we'll need a backup plan. I think Unne's mental health is more important than some prank, so I don't want to force him back early.

[crono_logical]

I think even I'd have to ban you for that. xD

Hmm. Actually, it could be a pic of a girl with a tentacle up her skirt. No nudity but still well beyond suggestive, so it gives us a better reason to argue. "There was no nudity..."

Of coures, all the people out there would be enraged. Perfect for April Fools.

http://cronological.no-ip.com/img/Tickling_Usagi.jpg

Warning, this is probably a suitable borderline image