Justify Yourself. Or Else.

[Rainecloud]

Hi.

Consider, please, for one moment, that you're confronted by the lord of hades. After a puff of smoke and a budget-style fireworks display, the skeleton-faced corpse bandit appears and points his boney fingers at you. You hear a booming voice: "Justify yourself! Justify your existence!"

After making a note that the grim-reaper isn't the sort of guy you'd want to be messing with, you decide to clean your soiled trousers before answering him. You think long and hard about the answer, and after roughly ten minutes of trance-like activity, you speak...

So, how would you justify yourself? What makes you believe you have the right to live? Could someone else take your place and have a more fruitful and productive life?

Thank you.

[Psychotic]

You've been watching too much Red Dwarf, Raine

And in order to fight fire with fire, I'll say that I'd do a Rimmer. I'd knee the Grim Reaper in the crotch and run off. "Not today matey, remember - only the good die young."

[Rainecloud]

You've been watching too much Red Dwarf, Raine

And in order to fight fire with fire, I'll say that I'd do a Rimmer. I'd knee the Grim Reaper in the crotch and run off. "Not today matey, remember - only the good die young."

You've just made my day, miladdo.

[Yamaneko]

"Took you long enough".

"Ok, let's go".

[Del Murder]

I would challenge him to a game of Twister for the right to my life.

[Aurey]

I would tell him off.

And then of course I would die.

[Peegee]

I'm going to hell anyway. My justification would be "I'm a lazy sloth"

[SomethingBig]

I would challenge him to a game of chess. It worked with Bill S. Preston Esquire and Ted Logan, didn't it?

[theundeadhero]

No thanks, I'm not so good at twister. Chess, your on! Sorry I'm late Yamaneko, you should of died years ago.

[Cz]

I can't justify my existence, since the world would get on perfectly fine without me. However, it could also do without an evil Lord of Darkness, so I'd raise that issue and cause him to disappear in a puff of logic.

[Levian]

Hey, I'm not the one who chose to exist! Why should <i>I</i> justify myself?

[Silmaril]

I would say that I am young, I never hurt anyone, I will try to do my best in this world and I will NOT die a virgin.

[Iceglow]

Hmm I would possibly say something along the lines of:

Hey I have a big bottle of Jack Daniels here fancy a drinking game.

The outcome would either be Death becomes my greatest friend or I would die a very happy man though it could be improved on by having neko girls

[DMKA]

"Took you long enough".

"Ok, let's go".

YES

[gokufusionss1]

i'd sell him some skin cream, of course if he wasn't intrested i'd say "look behind you" and run like the cowardly school girl i am.