EoFF: Asylum

[Shorty]

Calliope and Spuuky would get locked in after the one in a million chance of getting caught in an evil genius mastermind plan to take over the world failed. They would spend their time in the asylum making more plans to take over the world, all of which hilariously fail due to some unlikely fluke accident.

[qwertysaur]

The EoFF asylum currently has 39,421 registered "residents", although that number is inflated due to things such as multiple personality disorder and confused robots who are trying to be a good crazy humanoid.

[Calliope]

Calliope and Spuuky would get locked in after the one in a million chance of getting caught in an evil genius mastermind plan to take over the world failed. They would spend their time in the asylum making more plans to take over the world, all of which hilariously fail due to some unlikely fluke accident.

The chance of getting caught failed?

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I'd like to think that Shorty would be running the place. There's a reason you started this thread. You have plans.

I'd be thrown in just on the basis that my EoFF friends want to find an excuse to keep me around.

"So, you think you can just leave the forum for months at a time, huh? Never again."

[LocoColt04]

The EoFF asylum currently has 39,421 registered "residents", although that number is inflated due to things such as multiple personality disorder and confused robots who are trying to be a good crazy humanoid.

This.

I'd like to think that Shorty would be running the place. There's a reason you started this thread. You have plans.

I'd be thrown in just on the basis that my EoFF friends want to find an excuse to keep me around.

"So, you think you can just leave the forum for months at a time, huh? Never again."

I'm pretty sure she started the thread because she wants to know who will end up being her roommate.

The trick is, there aren't roommates in an asylum. The person she's seeing sharing her white padded room with her doesn't exist.

[Shorty]

I mis-typed, Nicky.

Yeah, who's the lucky sucker who wants to be my roommate?

[LocoColt04]

My money's on Shorty.

Shorty will gladly be your roommate, Sarah.

[Shorty]

Wait a second...

[Tigmafuzz]

I CALL DIBS ON BEING MY OWN ROOMMATE

Aww yeah.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Shorty will gladly be your roommate, Sarah.

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[Chemical]

The EoFF asylum currently has 39,421 registered "residents", although that number is inflated due to things such as multiple personality disorder and confused robots who are trying to be a good crazy humanoid.

Makes sense. Is oldbies just slang for alzheimers then?

[Shorty]

Locky visits the asylum to do an article on the history of the building and operations and is thrown in a la case of Lana Winters. BoB is the Monsignor, Psychotic is the nazi doctor who mutilates patients for sub-basement zombie cannibals, poor Jiro is Kit Walker and poor Raine is sweet little Sister Mary Eunice who becomes inhabited by Ssssatan.

And I get to run around kissing patients as the angel of death! (or so I think I am in my head, I just grab a sheet to pull around me and fling my arms open like I'm spreading my wings and then get upset that I'm going to get fired when no one dies after I kiss them)

[Tigmafuzz]

Please don't kiss me.

[Quindiana Jones]

[longwinded K-PAX reference]

[theundeadhero]

*Continues to sit quietly in a dark corner and stare you all down*