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    smurf.

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    I see we're undoing all of Christopher Nolan's great work and reverting back to campy Batman.

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    hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhkdshfakhdhfakdghasdngewkqtqhiwpehtqiwthowqihethieqohthqhietihqihethqetqh ehhto

    This is a situation in which it will be impossible to see Bruce Wayne. I will just see Ben Affleck. Hopefully this'll be one of those things that nobody expects to work and then it just does, but I don't see it.

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    Please cast Matt Damon as Superman now. If we're going to cast frat boys, might as go all-in on this train wreck.

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    Or, or. As The Joker.

    edit: oh smurf it's batman-superman

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    Matt Damon as the Joker is probably the only thing they can do at this point.

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    I think it'll be great. Maybe Jay and Silent Bob could appear in the movie too.

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    Uh, Matt Damon should obviously be Robin, not the Joker.

    I actually have no problem with Batman becoming "light" again, that's over half of Batman's history as a character, really. If they're going to insist on rebooting things constantly anyway they might as well alternate and go for extremely different 'visions.'

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    Nooooo.

    And I mean that probably in a different way than y'all. Ben Affleck has been doing a god damn amazing job as a director these days. This is going to ruin him all over again! WTF Ben?! Whhyyyyy??? Why are you doing this to your career? Is it some sort of rule that every time you win an Oscar, you have to go and make stupid career decisions?!

    The movie itself is probably going to be terrible regardless of who was cast as Batman. But damn, way to throw all that hard earned respectability down the drain.

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    How do you like them apples?

    hahahahahaha

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    What will they do when they make the Daredevil/Batman crossover movie?

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    they've already startedBatman will be blind and Jennifer Garner will show up as Rachel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
    What will they do when they make the Daredevil/Batman crossover movie?
    Have all of them be played by Eddie Murphy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spuuky View Post
    Uh, Matt Damon should obviously be Robin, not the Joker.


    This just showed up on my facebook feed.

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