Ask a Asian -_-

[Mirage]

Okinawa. Not in Asia.

[Del Murder]

Why do you think you're Asian when you're from Canada?

[Mirage]

Canada is like right next to asia. Be nice, let him pretend.

[Jiro]

I heard being azn means never having to hear...

[Meat Puppet]

Why aren't you as strict about mianzi as, say, your mother?

[Rodarian]

Are all azn's secretly pokemon.....


Why do jap azn like the word panties

[Peegee]

You guys are noobs

kotora

do you squint your eyes on purpose or are azns born that way

I don't have squinty eyes. My eyes do lack epicanthic folds though, but my brother doesn't. I sometimes joke internally that either he came from another mother or another father (a white one)

Yar

Can you do my Japanese homework

Watashi wa desu no masu deska. Honto ne?

If I did your j-homework I would fill it up with rudely constructed sentences and romanji

Roto13

Nobody reads your posts, pg.

That's not a question

NorthernChaosGod

Is it true you can fly? What happens to your penis when it gets cold? Why do you eat so much rice?

I can't fly, but that's because I studied karate and not Wudang chuan.
My penis loses girth when it gets cold. Sucks man
I guess I like carbs a lot.

Del Murder

Why do you think you're Asian when you're from Canada?


"ching chong, yo"

Jiro

I heard being azn means never having to hear...

"it's too big, we can't have sex" - PG
ps do you know when I made that up?

Meat Puppet

Why aren't you as strict about mianzi as, say, your mother?

Holy crap what a question. I suppose I don't care because I'm more of a meritocratic person than my mother who is less meritocratic due to upbringing.

Though those japanese people are straight up messed up. God

Rodarian

Are all azn's secretly pokemon.....


Why do jap azn like the word panties


Wat? Teddiursa is evolving!

They don't. I think the word is pantsu.

[Clo]

LEARN TO DRIVE.

Wait, that wasn't a question.

[Peegee]

LEARN TO DRIVE.

Wait, that wasn't a question.

I've been in only one car crash (not at fault) but I have hit another car when I was learning to drive and I lost control of the car leading to car damages only once with the PG mobile.

[NorthernChaosGod]

How many times have you saved the world with karate?

[あるはずのないピカチュウ]

君の日本語の宿題はどれだけ難しい？　私は高校時に日本語の授業を受けたから、　日本語がちょっとわかる。　でもさ、　私の日本語がまだまだね、　　たくさん単語と文法を知らんから。　それも、　私の言えることは とても小さいなもの！　　

ええと、　君は数学の宿題があれば、　手伝えるよ！　私の数学が一番だよ！　しかし、　数学を使うのは久しいぶりですね。。。　ええと、　大学以来、　数学を使うのはありません。。。　残念ですね。。 。

それはともかく、　君達は中国語で話すことができるか？　本当、　私はアジアンという人だけど、　実は半中国人だ！　つまり、　たいていのアジアンと違って運転が上手よ！　本当、　俺の車の運転を見ると、　WHI TE TRASH!だというよ！

ええと、　白いゴミ？　すまん、　しかし単語はまだまだよ。。。　他人に手伝いを求めたほうがいい。

I would write in Chinese but I didn't install the IME for that yet.

[Peegee]

I dunno. I can do karate but I can't fight using it. I did beat up a person once using brawling tactics.

君の日本語の宿題はどれだけ難しい？　私は高校時に日本語の授業を受けたから、　日本語がちょっとわかる。　でもさ、　私の日本語がまだまだね、　　たくさん単語と文法を知らんから。　それも、　私の言えることは とても小さいなもの！　　

ええと、　君は数学の宿題があれば、　手伝えるよ！　私の数学が一番だよ！　しかし、　数学を使うのは久しいぶりですね。。。　ええと、　大学以来、　数学を使うのはありません。。。　残念ですね。。 。

それはともかく、　君達は中国語で話すことができるか？　本当、　私はアジアンという人だけど、　実は半中国人だ！　つまり、　たいていのアジアンと違って運転が上手よ！　本当、　俺の車の運転を見ると、　WHI TE TRASH!だというよ！

ええと、　白いゴミ？　すまん、　しかし単語はまだまだよ。。。　他人に手伝いを求めたほうがいい。

I would write in Chinese but I didn't install the IME for that yet.

That's not a question, but I find the best drivers to be the most annoying on the road. So I drive as fast as I can.

[Alive-Cat]

Peegee? What was your other name the devil-man christened name?

[DMKA]

How does a bok choy truck function?

[Peegee]

Peegee? What was your other name the devil-man christened name?

hi PG

[q] How does a bok choy truck function? [/q]

What is the function of a rubber duck?

I would attack the image but it was deleted by tinypic