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    absolutely haram Recognized Member Madame Adequate's Avatar
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    Default They're all gone! The maniacs!

    You wake up tomorrow morning and find that nobody is home. Well, nothing strange there, they probably went to get some groceries or the like.

    Then there's no signal on the TV.

    And you look outside to see cars and other vehicles crashed everywhere.

    Naturally, you get online to find out what's going on, and other people are reporting the same thing.

    zomg i was bonin this chik and she dispapear!
    Where is everyone?
    Oh god a helicopter just crashed into my bedroom.

    It's quickly deduced that, for reasons unknown, everyone on Earth except the members of this very website have disappeared.

    What do you do? How do you survive? Do you try to meet up with others, or stay away from the weirdos?

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    Are you kidding? I'm gonna go raid stores and have the time of my life before I bother meeting up with others.

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    Are you saying that the Rapture will be for everyone except EoFFers? Why are we so forsaken?

    I'd probably avoid all you freaks and hope if I can get the stain of EoFF off my soul and get taken up as well.

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    EoFF UK Meetup '12!

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    Sorry about the helicopter.

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    I would hunt each and every member down for sport.
    derp

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    Aside from doing most of the work for me, it's not terribly different from <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/2706340-post17.html">what I already have planned</a>.

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    so this is what its like


    when doves cry
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    I'd try to find eoffers. I don't like being alone. Rubah is closest to me so i'd find her first. Then we can have adventure time to find others!

    Then we can make an Eoff town!

    We'd have new CK's. Ones that we're the sheriffs or the town! And our city council would be our site staff. And our Admins would be our group of mayors

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    So the banned members would be in a prison?
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    I would raid every grocery store and weapon depot and take everything I could get my hands on and then find the perfect housing situation as my newest stronghold. I would lock myself in it, to prevent any of you bastards from finding me, and then enjoy myself until time came when there were no more groceries. Then the hunt would begin.

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    I'd probably check my fantasy football team. I'm not letting a small thing like an apocalypse make me finish behind Earth Wind and Dire.
    Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.

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    I'd probably go to an airport and practice plane flying. JK. Do we have any pilots on eoff? man I should start practicing now, just incase this happens...

    I'd take lekana to ohio with me if she wanted, and we'd survive up there with hsu, yardie, and everyone in the great corn fields for months.

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    EoFF road trip! On said road trip, I would secretly eat all of you to take your powers. Yum yum!
    :monster2: One, AH! AH! Two, AH AH! Three, AH AH!

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