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    *yawn* Monster Veggies

    Weighing in at 7.6lbs and 23-26 inches (not for certain) is this beaut


    my dad found that in the garden in the middle of a huge cucumber vine he thought wasn't going to produce anything. Well no wonder nothing was growing, this sucker and its three 15 inch long friends were sucking up all the energy the vine was getting!

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    What are you going to do with it?!

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    rubah, that doesn't look like a cucumber. A type of squash maybe, but not a cucumber.
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    Yeah, cucumbers are dark green and smooth, aren't they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman View Post
    What are you going to do with it?!
    She's obviously going to use it to kill some white haired mama's boy. :rolleyes2
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    sexual joke goes here

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    it's a cucumber. we broke one open and it smelled like cucumber, it tastes like cucumber, and it came off a vine with cucumber leaves and flowers. We thought they might be a squash too before all that.

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    This as nothing to do with Mandragoras

    You can still scream as you club people with it.

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    I don't think this is the best time to bring this up... The Dildo Song has just been on Tarrant on TV.


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    God damn that makes me hot.

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    OMG c0rn You dirty man!


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    Maybe it's a cucumber squash hybrid. Like tomacco.

    PS: I see wat u did thar Huxley.


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    That's so cool!

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    Rubah just wants to show off her eCucumber.

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